Sarah Jordan

27 | C.M.A., L.M.T | Aquarius

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

Instead of waking up to my alarm this morning, I woke up to a giant Charlie horse in my calf. I’ve officially reached old age.

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

My child better be born before Tuesday the 24th. I have to be home watching the new @GreysABC Thursday night.

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

I’m at the pregnancy stage now where all people say to me is “you’re still pregnant”....yes, yes I am.

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

First day of maternity leave from working saturdays and I was up at 7am...

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

It’s going to be 71 degrees tomorrow with a slight breeze, so that means I must buy a Glade Apple Cinnamon candle. 🥰

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

Cannot. Keep. My. Eyes. Open. #35weekspregnant #iwantfoodandsleep

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

Insomnia wisdom: My #Timehop streak is 612, beat that.

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

Do people actually sleep? I sure don’t. #8monthspregnant

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

@emeliaanne_30 No harm done! The fact that you can take a device and see a tiny growing human on the inside of your body moving is pretty crazy though!

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

@emeliaanne_30 It’s totally different when it’s your baby. I thought the same thing at first when I would see other baby’s pics. It’s definitely a once in a lifetime experience I think everyone should have done once! It’s pretty neat!

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

@jlmac_23 Tell me about it... 😫

[Jared Haibon @haibon_jared]

Two times I’ve cried most in my life.

1) When Mufasa died.
2) Seeing this clip for the first time.

[dani @daniwolfeee]

My husband doesn’t believe that it’s bad for your hair to wash it everyday & that I’m fcking weird for skipping a day

So girls, for the love of god, please help me out:

‘RT’ if you don’t wash your hair everyday

‘Like’ if you do

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

I’m literally crying watching Pocahontas. What is going on with me? #pregnancyhormones

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

Cody and I haven’t gone on a date in forever. He asked me to take cans back with him tonight, I’ll take it. 🤣

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

Sunday will be a full 7 days since I’ve eaten Mac&Cheese. My obsession has gotten out of hand. #pregnancyproblems

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

I’ve literally reached the age where taking fiber pills before every meal is now a requirement.

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

Update: I moved into the guest bedroom. How long until they all find me?!

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

I’ve been laying awake in bed for the last hour listening to my husband and dogs snore next to me. Meanwhile, I have a sliver of blankets and mattress. At least they will be well rested for tomorrow. 🤪🤦🏽‍♀️

[Sarah Jordan @sarahjor16]

I woke up with NO sore throat, the sun shining and it’s FRIDAY! #FridayFeeling #healthy