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[your mom @____rehtaeh]

It's so weird being raised by Christians, and spending your entire childhood being told to care about others…then one day they're just like you're not actually supposed to care about others, you stupid Marxist libtard socialist.

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[bala ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @balargoingsolar]

never deleting tiktok

[gas station boner pill 🔞 @sapphyrnidae95]

The pope wants you 🫵🏻 to write smutty fanfic from the heart

[kendall @filmbitten]

oh my god the minions are doing singin in the rain

[noah @capsboybebop]

as a new york knicks fan since june 2026 i can’t put into words how much this all means to me

[ShawnZee @GAMEVILLE8]

Idc what anyone says this is one of the greatest movies ever made

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

when i was a little girl, i always fantasized about my wedding. not in a “true love” way but in a “here’s how i would win my episode of four weddings” way

[Maryland Terrapins @umterps]

Love is in the air! ❤️💛

Congrats to alums Sam and Rachel on getting engaged at today's softball game.

[milt the music man @hthaze]

STOP LYING I KNOW TODAYS THE LYING DAY BUT IN GULLIBLE AS FUCK PLEASE DONT LIE TO ME TODAY

[joe 🇱🇧 @hackermanjoe]

happy international women’s day

[Pope Crave @ClubConcrave]

March is Women's History Month

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Lindsey Vonn is skiing in the olympics with a torn ACL. I’m going to bed early because I have a tummy ache. We are not the same.

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

This storm has its own PR team and honestly they're killing it

[mrs. jackpots @titleposting]

today is their day

[nanda kenobi @lecterdilf]

literally me

[Goodreads @goodreads]

Happy birthday, Jane Austen! 🎂🩷 250 years and we're still not over Elizabeth Bennet, Mr. Darcy, & one of the best opening lines in all of literature

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I’m at the age where EVERYTHING goes on my calendar. Work meetings, nail appointments, friend hangouts, crying, happy hour, hair appointments, etc. if it’s not on my calendar it’s not happening.

[tyler ☠︎︎ @kingofbrethren]

not to be overdramatic but this is a heavy contender for greatest news i’ve ever received in my whole entire life