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creator of Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock

[?! @sarahlsneckdeep]

it’s hard being sexy and good at guitar hero

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im glad i’ve finally moved on from that one guy. he was bad and we all know it

[@autechres @autechres]

Anyone with more credit card debt than me is financially irresponsible and stupid, anyone with less credit card debt than me was handed everything in life and has no real problems

[໊ @user0000O0]

suicidal at 12 was crazy i should've been a tree

[YoungDivineKing @18prayers]

I genuinely gotta quit rapping bro I just said nigga name not dave but he hanging w some busters

[?! @sarahlsneckdeep]

#NewProfilePic

[?! @sarahlsneckdeep]

asking someone if they like tomatoes to gauge my sexual compatability with them

[Eleanour Anderson @EleanourAndy]

Okay actually what was I doing last night.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[dyl @speckvoices]

coworker keeps making me retell a joke to people who didn’t hear it

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

the friend who lowkey can't take the pain any longer but is nonchalant about it so like. it's cool don't even worry.

[layla @mastikhorpaglu]

😭😭

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[tomato girl @visceraldream]

It must be feel so good to be a thirty seven year old man and tell a beautiful girl in her twenties that you’re not ready for a serious relationship

[Chris @citehchris]

hi hunter biden would you like to go to chilis with me, my treat