Sarah McDowell

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

effort for my hw:

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effort for one tweet:

alright so here’s a relatable comment, now I need to balance it out with a gif...maybe all lower caps? should I include an acronym? now must add some relevant twitter lingo, do I add “tea” or “sis”...

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

I was really bored today. 😂

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

I redownloaded Twitter after 2 years just to prove the @bellahadid did not do these walkovers. I love her, but not the false advertising. I mean come on guys.

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

I redownloaded Twitter after 2 years just to prove the @bellahadid did not do these walkovers. I love her, but not the false advertising. I mean come on guys.

[Jacob Vaus @vaus_jacob]

Me: Knock knock

Me: Who’s there?

Me: Me. Just myself

Me: Hahaha

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

This tweet didn’t age well because now I have given up 😅

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

Yes I'm not where I'd like to be, but I'm not giving up any time soon

[mimi ✫ @ldrluvrr]

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[WHITEY OwO BULGER @Kamunt]

Fun fact: when companies ask you to donate money to some charity, they are subsidizing their own tax breaks with your money. Corporations get tax deductions if they donate enough to charity, so why bother donating their own money when they can just donate yours instead?

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

@DetJessRamirez @emm_thedancer GET HIM ON ELLEN STAT

[aliyah @aliyah_renae]

me and my friends who were smart in high school failing all of our college classes
https://t.co/BRD9lEvohH

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

the spookiest thing i’ve done so far in october is check my bank account balance 🎃🤡🎃

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

Yo this is what I mean when I say I’m busy... busy being responsible and becoming an adult.

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

if I hear “well now really” in the background of a video on instagram I’m going to chuck my phone at the wall

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

sometimes you have to be willing to say the things that no one else will

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

@EmmBalls I’ll do it for freeeee

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

nothing is worse than searching your name on Instagram and scrolling through all the prettier versions of your name

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

Sandra Bullock is an American treasure and needs to be protected at all costs. She is my favorite actress and iconic role model. Thx for coming to my Ted talk :)
#SandraBullock

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

@ryan_holstein1 Pay up 🦐

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

me:
man driving next to me: *feels his masculinity being threatened bc I start driving faster that him*

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

The 6 days between Christmas and New Years is when everyone gains weight

[Sarah McDowell @sarahmcdowell__]

This literally brought me back to 8th grade sitting in my dads car after school. We all had the same childhood