Sarah Olds

renew the tabs on your car, hoe.

[Sarah Olds @saraholds]

Here’s a cute pic of my gpa. Hope it brings you a fraction of happiness that it does to me.

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29 & watching movies with subtitles.

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I get Big Gretchen is fixing the damn roads (and I appreciate it) but closing 2 lanes down on 75 just ain’t it.

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T Swift tickets for sale for Detroit!?

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What is up with boomers always talking on speaker phone?

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#GoLeafsGo

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Starting to have a weird obsession with Menards. You really do save big money there.

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Nothing makes me hate the general public more then an airport.

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Can someone plan our entire wedding for me? Every time I try to start, I become extremely overwhelmed.

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How I know I’m getting old: I was pumped to see it was raining this morning so I could test out my new windshield wipers.

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If Ashton Kutcher wants to come out with his camera crew and tell me I’ve been “Punked” anytime now, that’d be great.

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Seems like a good night to get buzzed and buy a bunch of stuff off my sisters baby registry for my nephew

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Kendall & Kylie have an eyewear line but neither of them wear glasses? Interesting.

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Yo, @ThrowingFits. Bring back Jonah Hill day. Give the people what they want.

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These 5 day work weeks are extremely annoying after having two 4 day weeks back to back for the holidays.

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How many sky dads are there?

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How many times does @FreeformTV play home alone/home alone 2 during 25 Days of Christmas?

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Nothing like putting on your favorite pair of sweatpants after a long week.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

I just want to make a few things clear:

The Holocaust happened.

Hitler was a demonic figure.

And instead of giving it a platform, our political leaders should be calling out and rejecting antisemitism wherever it hides.

Silence is complicity.

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Remember when every movie from 2007-2010 was 3D? And we all got those super cool 3D glasses at the movie theater and popped the lenses out after? #whatatime

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I had the worst pickles of my life today.