Sarah Shimer

washed up UW soccer player. only good for sarcastic tweets or memes

[Washington Men's Basketball @UW_MBB]

You know what the problem is?

You've got it set to "M" for Maryland, when it should be set to "W" for Washington!

[Sarah Shimer @sarahshimer]

POV: writing a plea letter for Kalen DeBoer to stay at Washington.

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

What a ride. Thank you, Husky Nation.

[Tony Castricone @Castricone]

#HuskyNation, here is the argument.

RT it so the nation can hear it.

#Penix4Heisman

[Washington Football @UW_Football]

Dream on … 9-0 ☔️

#USvsUS

[Washington Women's Soccer @UW_WSoccer]

Whatever it takes!

(Liv's okay btw 🙂)

[Sarah Shimer @sarahshimer]

@UW_WSoccer can we get a repost of this for our girl Liv!! Fearless as hell and putting her body on the line to maintain the lead and shut out! LFG my girl 🫶🏼💜

[Oregon Ducks Soccer @OregonSoccer]

Ajanae Respass' last-second shot to tie it is blocked.

Final | Washington 1, Ducks 0

#GoDucks

[Sarah Shimer @sarahshimer]

@Kruppelton A++ tweet!

[Caroline Fitzgerald @goalscaroline]

It’s amazing how quickly the world turns on women when they don’t win.

[Sarah Shimer @sarahshimer]

@Shime_333 Is that Doug Dimmadome?

[Sarah Shimer @sarahshimer]

I can’t be the only one who thinks veneers don’t make people look better, right? 🧐

[★ 𐌃𝚊𝖗ʞᵉ𝖗 Ķ𝚗ᵢ𝓰ℏŧ ★ @Iam_Ke11s]

This view remains undefeated 🫠

[RunnerSpace @runnerspace]

Not 1, not 2....

8 @UWTrack Huskies go sub-4!

Joe Waskom's 3:51.90 takes down Yomif Kejelcha's Dempsey record!

Brian Fay 3:52.03
Nathan Green 3:52.76
Kieran Lumb 3:53.83
Sam Ellis 3:53.84
Luke Houser 3:55.98
Aaron Ahl 3:57.94
Aidan Ryan 3:59.55

@NCAATrackField | @USTFCCCA

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[Seattle Reign FC @reignfc]

🗣️ Welcome @ShaeHolmes_ from @UW_WSoccer!

Let's GOOOOO! 😤

#BoldTogether

[Washington Women's Soccer @UW_WSoccer]

Staying home 🏡

@_shaeholmes is officially a member of @OLReign!

[Jennifer Coolidge @JENCOOLIDGE]

Pray for Tanya 🙏 #TheWhiteLotus

[Acropolis Jr. 🏛 @AcropolisJr]

10 wins… Kalen DeBoer you are the man. Thank you for bringing UW football back where it rightfully belongs. #BowDown ☔️☔️☔️

[Washington Athletics @UWAthletics]

List of schools with EVERY fall sport ranked in the national polls:

▪️ Washington.

#GoHuskies