Sarah Smith

Fiercely Texan. Yorkshire lass by proxy. Book connoisseur. Proud Bobcat. Cheese enthusiast. Social Media Specialist.

[Visit San Marcos, Texas @TourSanMarcos]

We have some new San Marcans thanks to Spotify Wrapped! Outdoor adventures, cool attractions, thriving art scene, live music, vibrant nightlife, spring-fed river, and more are waiting for you. We know you’ll love it here; you clearly have good taste. 😎 #SpotifyWrapped #SanMarcos

[Texas State Football @TXSTATEFOOTBALL]

They call him Joe Dirt because he runs dirty routes - and makes dirty catches

👀 @joey_hobert12

📺 ESPN+

#EatEmUp #TakeBackTexas #SCTop10

[Texas State University Alumni @txstatealumni]

They’re a 10 but they use TSU instead of @txst 👀👀

[British Embassy Washington @UKinUSA]

We made a Fourth of July playlist... 🇬🇧💔🇺🇸

[Visit San Marcos, Texas @TourSanMarcos]

It’s hot out there y’all and that means it’s river season in San Marcos! Boots, jeans and cowboy hats are certainly not required…
Plan your summer #SMTXperience here: https://t.co/er2EYjGqJi
📷: Tina Kolman
#SMTX

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

I don't know shit about anywhere in Texas but Austin, but here's a thread of working theories:

Amarillo: Reachable by morning

Bastrop: Fires, floods, meth and Buc-ee's

Beaumont: The place everyone leaves, disses

Boca Chica: Elon Musk town where everyone hates Elon Musk

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[Visit San Marcos, Texas @TourSanMarcos]

Cheers to more adventure, more culture, more art, and most importantly, more San Marcos in 2022! Check out our list of 22 SMTXperiences you should do in 2022. https://t.co/zLcDOGLOzv
#SMTXperience #SMTX

[Visit San Marcos, Texas @TourSanMarcos]

Happy Holidays from the Visit San Marcos (and @downtownsmtx) family! #SMTXperience #SMTX

[Wizard Cal 🕯️✨ @MageOfSolitude]

I have such mixed feelings today. On the upside, it's October. On the downside, I did not wake up as a crow in a deep dark forest on the edge of a mysterious old village.

[Sarah Smith @sarahsmith3813]

Good lord this TXST broadcast is making me car sick.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

Don't want to get vaccinated? Come to the 16th century -- an unvaccinated paradise! Here you will be free, free I say, to thrust your freedom fist at the sky whilst you experience a horrific and needless death from whatever ghastly plague sweeps through your village.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It is a universally know Social Media Manager fact that the content you put the least amount of time into will perform the best.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Get vaccinated.

[Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII]

I feel like your era is very close to achieving herd stupidity

[Pinsent Tailoring 🌈 @zackpinsent]

If we do end up going to war with France over fish, can we at least dress accordingly...

[lana schwartz @_lanabelle]

this is just to say that more companies should do this

[The Everygirl @TheEverygirl_]

the IRS and my grandma are the same in that they both constantly remind me I'm single, childless, and don't own a home

[Sarah Smith @sarahsmith3813]

@TwitterSupport I need help! Case# 0195101210

[Sarah Smith @sarahsmith3813]

@TwitterSupport Is there a way I can actually talk to someone? I've been trying to get the handle of a suspended account, was told I could have it and never heard back. Submitted again and told now I can't have it.