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[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

Okay, but here is the cutest Frenchie

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Let’s go Hokies!
#vt #VirginiaTech #Hokies

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The first thing I’ll buy when I get a big kid job is a remote starting car. It’s a cold one out there today, folks

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

Welcome to 2022, the time when I actually start wearing my retainers at night and I can’t stop looking at houses to buy

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

@devynn0711 Dev!!! Please let me know if I can do anything for you!

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

@jennawygal Nah girl, I’m talking healthy Reese cups

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

It’s 2021, why haven’t we made healthy candy/sweets yet

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I need to know where all these workout videos are being posted from the people at my gym. I know that I am 100% dying in the background and need to know if they have cropped me out or not

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

@InternalPharm @kerri_mcgrady Shoot me your email, let me see if I can find something out… if you’re even interested?

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

Why didn’t anyone tell me that adulting is just continuously doing loads of laundry ?

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

Pro tip: buy nikes and actually wear them to workout in. They will become the priceless name brand shoes that are now being sold for $500.

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@TimothyGross3 Haha well shit I’m jealous 😂

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What kind of jobs do y’all have that let’s you take 18 tequila shots and still be functional the next day ?

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@Jade4Senate @kayeeelah Yeah, Pfizer too

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

Like how are people just deciding to quit their jobs all willy nilly, and can you hook me up with whoever is paying your bills?

[sana 🌙 @SanaDelRay_]

Literally been catcalled twice already today, I’m barely showing leg with my outfit and and suddenly reminded why I always wear pants. Get your shit together men and stop making women feel uncomfortable

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

@thenevilletwin HAHA this sounds like a fantastic idea 😂😂

[sarah @sarahsoftball9]

Picture this: adult Easter egg hunt, but filled with airplane bottles

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@devynn0711 QUEEN

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