Sarah Barela

Microsoft 365 Lighthouse PM

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne Mistake #1

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne Seems like a problem that could easily be solved

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne I was all for school lunch at the start of the year, but soon found out the kids are given 18 minutes to eat lunch. So by the time the kids get through the lunch line they have 8 minutes to eat. Not enough time for easily distracted children

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne I remember being told that girls didn't need to go to college

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne Oh, yes! I am a great forecaster of the obvious

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne What did I predict?

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne No organization is complete with a label

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

Terrorist.

He’s a terrorist. https://t.co/xQjspJbAt3

[Steve Dispensa @dispensa]

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[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne I so angry right now and didn’t think I could get any more angry.

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@sqlmal I am so sorry to hear this, my thoughts are with you

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

Much anticipated Antivirus reports

[Intune Support Team @IntuneSuppTeam]

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[Intune Support Team @IntuneSuppTeam]

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[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

Louisvillians, go vote! I actually prefer this system to my local polling place. There are hundreds of polls, no wait. I was never within 10 feet of anyone.

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne What! I had already started packing for Washington. I’d be an excellent VP

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

LOTUS freakin' NOTES was a better solution. Now I know this was 20 years ago and people change, but choosing Lotus Notes over SQL Server was wrong even 20 years ago. Full disclosure, I still like @ewarren, but it is hard knowing about the notes thing.

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

I have been waiting to share this story, but I think now is the time as I feel all my SQL friends should have all the facts. Here is my story about the time @ewarren fired me. Back in the late 90's I was working at UT Austin as a kinda roving SQL Server DBA. A professor from

[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

the law school asked me to help build a db to hold data from a business bankruptcy survey they were working on with Elizabeth Warren from Harvard. I spoke with Elizabeth once and she was quite lovely. However, she felt strongly that a SQL Server database was not needed because

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[Sarah Barela @sarahspace]

@grainne She really is a monster