Sara

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[brycey @gngbryce]

this is legitimately a bible verse to me

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

[— neens ⊹ ࣪ ˖ @aangelicina]

HATEEEEEE everyone in the cinema who didn’t enjoy seeing heathcliff tongue cathy as much as i did

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

why does someone this funny have to be evil

[lindsay @fadedharrington]

i literally don’t know who i want to be more in this situation

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Crazy Stupid Love pulls off what no one expects from a romcom—a legit plot twist.

[Sara @sarahuffmaster]

Big fan of telling men that I’m really into film and when they ask what my favorite movie is saying pitch perfect

[Sara @sarahuffmaster]

Airpods died on the subway today. Fuck it I’m playing house tour out loud for the masses

[sharisse ☠️ whitest kid in the hall @aykroydlesbian]

they can’t fire him… he did this

[mawoo @raeromt]

Realizing I can run while I’m drunk

[Sara @sarahuffmaster]

My attempt at getting Chanelle out on a Friday afternoon

[Sara @sarahuffmaster]

Okay guys we all gotta start from somewhere. Zero likes on the last tweet but I’m bringing it back I don’t care. Welcome to my shit post diary

[Sara @sarahuffmaster]

Ending my tweet hiatus to say that Chloe Troast is one of the best improv/crowd work comedians in the game rn

[bree ❀ @chappellofliv]

anyways

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

there's a full moon tonight also i love you

[leȯ @soleoado]

I’ll always ask.