Sara_jean_23

no.

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

Going to YouTube is the modern day version of going to the library and consulting the archives

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Believing that people who disagree with you must want you dead is destructive for your own well-being and mental health. I not only want you alive, I want you safe and happy.

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

@anorahsymymymym @Not_the_Bee Cryptic pregnancies

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

@collegefessing Or 10+5+2???

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

@collegefessing I think you are supposed to add 3 to make it 20 which is a multiple of 10. Other than that I’m at a loss

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

@kaylin_harkness I’m not even sure I want to know what that means

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

Normal person: *slips and falls* ouch that hurt, alwell.
Me, a wrestler, who gets slammed into the ground everyday: *slips and falls* dontcrydontcrydontcry…

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

Classmate: once you go back you can never go back
Class: 👀 👀 👀
Classmate: especially if it’s box dye

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

@kaylin_harkness You good homie?

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

No I did not just mispronounce that word, I just have an accent.

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

Gas prices be climbing like a bear huntin down a bee hive istg

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

@kaylin_harkness Facts

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

Me: *drinks coffee*
My body: lmao what if we did the OPPOSITE of what the caffeine wants us to do

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

Football announcer: go order some pizza from Pizza Hut!
My manager: NOOO! STAP! WE CANT TAKE ANYMORE ORDERS RN! BAD ANNOUNCER!
My coworkers: amen.

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

Office ladies at our school are just Karen’s on the wrong side of costumer service.

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

@kaylin_harkness Boy ur GETTING the kid we BIRTHING that whole thing 😭

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

2019: lol we’re over populated we need a new plague
2020: aight bet
2021: we need another draft to-
Me: DID NO ONE LEARN THEIR LESSON

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

@collegefessing Gatsby?

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

My coworker: *looks, acts, and sounds like he’s 18-20 ish. Maybe, MAYBE 21*
Also my coworker: oh yah I’m almost 40.
Me: *SHOOKETH*

[Sara_jean_23 @sarajc23]

Employer: ur probably gonna want to buy non-slips
Me: psh, I’ll be fine in my vans
My first day: