Sara Keel

she/her. Freelance writer 🖋, activist ✊🏼, organizer 📢, cat mom 4ever😿, mediocre friend 💜🖤

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

@GeoffreyKeel What I actually had on my ‘96 Jeep wrangler

[Rep. Gloria Johnson @VoteGloriaJ]

The speaker has refused to call on me on every single bill that has anything to do with education or diversity or the LGBT community. This is not Democracy.

[Charles Uffelman @CharlesUffelman]

TN it doesn’t have to be like this. If we flipped 9 house seats this legislature couldn’t be this extreme. Today when they adjourn members and the caucuses can start fundraising again. Make Republicans regret all they have done by helping dems raise more than they ever have.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

@CSexton25 @TheTNHoller @elonmusk 15. Sexton has taken the larger per diem, which is pegged to the cost of a hotel room in Nashville. On the form, Sexton claims a roundtrip commute of 236 miles. During the 2022 legislative session alone, he billed taxpayers $19,093.

[Steve Cavendish @scavendish]

Members of the legislature are not allowed to raise money during the session. Following his expulsion, Justin Jones has activated his fundraising page for the District 52 seat.

https://t.co/DNOD3wazBk

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Rep. Justin Jones goes *in* on TN House Republicans, saying some members who were found guilty of domestic violence, or were involved in other crimes and investigations, did not face expulsions.

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

There’s a very obvious radio silence from the @tndp today.
Where are you — when your own are being expelled from their democratically elected positions?

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

From @brotherjones_ on the ground in Nashville— the Tennessee legislator is planning to expel lawmakers who stood with gun control advocates today.

They have been stripped from committee assignments and their member ID’s have been shut off.

THIS IS NOT DEMOCRACY.

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

@YourWorkMother Mealime always has the wildest instructions. This one is especially heinous, but they all seem to be written for someone who has never seen food before.

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

Please don’t tell me “no”. Because I’m turning in my final draft tomorrow, and it is definitely just an advanced info dump.

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

Is writing a dissertation just advanced info dumping?

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

@aprilajoyr Really regretting that I threw away the one I received last night with a cartoon of Dwayne the Rock Johnson on it before getting photographic evidence.

I think I was distracted by my anger at parents that use their kids for handing out tracts.

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

@YourWorkMother Actually, Katherine Walgreens is legit

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

@YourWorkMother Oh my gosh, I was pressured into watching Scream at a sleepover in middle school. Half way through, I jumped up, TURNED OFF THE TV, and ran out of the room. It was an overreaction I never lived down. Middle schoolers are savage. 😆

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

10 horror movies to get to know me in no particular order:

Midsommar
Evil Dead
Parasite
Mandy
Psycho
Get Out
Alien
Halloween
Jaws
Assassination Nation

…what you’ll learn is that I only started watching horror around 10 years ago and still only watch certain kinds.

[Blank @YourWorkMother]

10 horror movies to get to know me in no particular order:

Scream
Hush
The Shining
Hereditary
Host
Train to Busan
Carrie (1976)
Signs**
The Silence of the Lambs
The Witch

**(not sure if this counts but close enough and you need to know this about me.)

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

Forgot to honorably mention I Know What You Did Last Summer — it scarred me as a sheltered preteen, and I didn’t willingly watch another horror movie until my late 20s.

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

To get out in front of anyone who thinks Parasite isn’t horror:
A) we clearly are not afraid of the same things
B) this article - https://t.co/Uv4TtWKvvs

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

Crystals scoop tiktok is out. Cell phone case random haul tiktok is in.

[Sara Keel @sarakeel]

@Scoobydouchebag RIP chicken burrito