Sara Tiffany

[Andy Milonakis @andymilonakis]

Celebrating a man’s death because you didn’t like his views is some real mentally insane shit

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I just love sleeping.. sleeping is my friend.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

"whats your dream job?" ummm...princess

[jokes 🥀 @whyjokesbro]

my energy will always match yours, so if my energy is off, check yours

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

no one talks about how scary it is to
finally get treated right

[Jenni @hashjenni]

we should have a national quiet day, where everyone just shuts the fuck up for 24 hours

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

You're in his DMs

I have him blocked

You will understand in time

[whycrave @whycraves]

i love happy me, she's so pretty.

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

i love befriending yappers. they bring the yapping out of me. then we yap together. yapping is so fun.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

when a girl says “5 mins” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Getting paid.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

what i tolerated before, i will never tolerate again and i’m standing on that.

[Romeen Sheth @RomeenSheth]

I talked to a super smart 20 year old this week.

All the potential in the world, but had a major major flaw in his thinking.

This flaw is becoming the most common mistake I am seeing young people make early in their career.

Let's break it down:

[✭ 𝒞 𝒦 ✭ @wolfiecindy]

one thing about me is I know everything and I’m gonna act clueless about it