sara

believe or not i am actually a figment of your imagination

[sara @saramdietrich]

@Grubhub real

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

@RealCGriff When that second bird hit.

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

Too many people are replying to the magician video I posted last night and just trying to expose the trick.

They’re legit slowing the video down frame by frame to ruin the entire illusion.

Absolute losers. Just shut up and enjoy the magic bro.

[Porsche @Porsche]

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[Porsche @Porsche]

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Dr. Anna Lee Fisher looks back on her historic journey into space and her passion for the Porsche 911 Turbo.

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[sara @saramdietrich]

i want to break something important

[sara @saramdietrich]

i didn’t get “blacklisted” from hollywood i left bc i was bored

[sara @saramdietrich]

become One with Panera

[sara @saramdietrich]

swear i’d do even more unpaid labor if there was a full service Panera Bread within walking distance of me. i could sit there and be productive for 1 billion hours. nearly forget my identity altogether

[Porsche @Porsche]

@G5ELZ Putting this in a deck for our boss

[sara @saramdietrich]

@Porsche @acasterline529 we need to know

[Porsche @Porsche]

@Tempeteenmer Wait where’s the dog

[Porsche @Porsche]

It’s pronounced Porsche.

[Porsche @Porsche]

Pronouncing Porsche the correct way +1000 aura points

[sara @saramdietrich]

i think we’d all feel closer to our friends if myspace was still a thing

[sara @saramdietrich]

Vote for my team's project for @Porsche in the Shorty Awards! https://t.co/hloIUqX5pa

[sara @saramdietrich]

in search of work: @starry mascot positions only please

[Porsche @Porsche]

Anyone else do this?

[sara @saramdietrich]

do you think taylor lautner’s wife has ever called him a bad actor during a fight

[sara @saramdietrich]

@kushandw1zdom u right

[sara @saramdietrich]

release While You We’re Sleeping NOW kesha