Sara Paulson

[Sara Paulson @sarapaulson_]

For the longest time the only thing I knew about @johnsummit was his unhinged tweets.. and I don’t even follow him

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

[໊ @sonohoor]

for a girl that loves sleep and hates stress my career choice is questionable

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I like hanging out with the same friends cause it feel like we on a sitcom

[Chris @citehchris]

when you're financially stable in a walkable city 3 drinks deep with the love of your life...that is the moment life gets better

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

One person cooks while the other person drinks alcohol nearby. It's literally a perfect system.

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like hey you can’t do that anymore

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Girls need boyfriends because they show them movies. Otherwise they’d never watch any

[chase @_chase_____]

if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

[Sara Paulson @sarapaulson_]

Who’s friends with the president because i need my passport🥴

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

those 5 minutes when a man is shaving and all that’s left is the mustache and he’s walking around saying “maybe i’ll keep it” are the most terrifying 5 minutes of a woman’s life

[Sara Paulson @sarapaulson_]

After a thunderstorm my camera roll is filled with lightning videos

[Kara Corvus @KaraCorvus]

All this ADHD talk gives me the need to show the unseen struggles that people with ADHD have to live with every day. 😔

[Sara Paulson @sarapaulson_]

@TexasEDMFamily @SaidTheSky @TheMarcSM @sarahhdz0 @BroseSami

[TEXAS EDM FAMILY @TexasEDMFamily]

San Marcos RT/Like & Tag a friend for a chance to win 2 tickets to @SaidTheSky!

☁️ Must follow
@TheMarcSM
@TexasEDMFamily
⛅️ Ends 2/17

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[Sara Paulson @sarapaulson_]

@TexasEDMFamily @GetterOfficial @TheMarcSM @BroseSami

[Sara Paulson @sarapaulson_]

@Thatmangib As soon aa i typed that i knew that comeback was coming.. you’re so predictable