Sara

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom

[Sara @sarasison]

I bought an outfit that I’m debuting at my cousins birthday party next weekend and literally never tried it on. This is giving me anxiety. If this outfit doesn’t eat I’m gonna cry.

[Sara @sarasison]

Where’s my store bought cold brew folks at? What’s your fave? Is it good?

[Sara @sarasison]

Workout made me dizzy today. That’s what I get for working out at 5am and trying to beat my previous scores.

[Sara @sarasison]

I just realized I’m that annoying friend, mom, wife that signs everything. But I like her… she’s happy so….

[Sara @sarasison]

Christmas shopping sucks when Amazon loses your order and can’t replace it because there’s none left. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Sara @sarasison]

Thank goodness for space heaters. Our furnace is acting up and we were freezing but not anymore!!

[Sara @sarasison]

I wish I felt safe going places but there’s too many stories in the news that are too scary.

[Sara @sarasison]

Some day I will look back and laugh but today I mourn the loss of my passenger side mirror of my car that smashed into the side of the garage. It was a good run little car. 🥺

[Sara @sarasison]

The ONE year I decided to buy right sized pants for my son, instead of the next size up, for school he is grown out of them by November 1.

[Sara @sarasison]

I wonder if I’ll ever miss my makeup going missing EVERY DAY from my makeup bin in my bathroom even after reiterating not to touch my makeup 🤔

[Sara @sarasison]

If you smell tequila in my coffee this am, no you didn’t.

[Sara @sarasison]

My son forgot shoes this morning so we had to stop at the store to get more. How’s your morning going????

[Sara @sarasison]

Good try @DangeRussWilson

[Sara @sarasison]

Laundry day 🫤

[Sara @sarasison]

Successfully took my 15 year old on a practice run on the metro to get to school in the morning.

[Sara @sarasison]

I just finished the Woodstock 99 docuseries and wow… I’m speechless.

[Sara @sarasison]

I’m heading to a work party full of people I would consider that I barely know. I’m an introvert. I’m exhausted already and I won’t to go home. I’m not even there yet.

[Sara @sarasison]

It’s funny how people think they deserve things when they act a fool and treat people like shit. Some sort of complex try need to get over.

[Sara @sarasison]

Missing my long hair today.

[Sara @sarasison]

@erikajayneas We’re watching that too!!!