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I make no apologies when none are needed. Sorry!

[Aftermath Islands @AftermathIsland]

🚨Attention islanders!🚨

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With the purchase of a Small Box, your gift card is currently $100 and on the 20th, it will reduce to $50.

Get your Strongbox today!

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[AB Ventures @1ABVentures]

📣 Abventures x Aftermath Islands

💥We are thrilled to announce @AftermathIsland Pubilc Sale on AB Ventures!

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#ABventures #aftermathislands

[Aftermath Islands @AftermathIsland]

Join our Aftermath Islands Token Limited $DUBS Rewards Program.

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#blockchain #metaverse #utilitytoken @AxieInfinity @coinbase @PayPal @Mastercard

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@PI_Forward @RonFilipkowski Proof?

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@BudweiserCanada @BlueJays Zone B

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@Pandemic_Times @TP63425 @sbrentsimpson @ShannonBream I like to make shit up!

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What is wrong with the @BlueJays offense?

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@DonCryptoDraper The screenshot is fake!

[🔥Harbinger-Of-Truth🔥 @KriminalStreetz]

I just got a #free #Gift for attending the @AftermathIsland #discord #LiveAMA

Head on over and there might be some for you guys too!!

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#WAX
#AftermathIslands
#Metaverse
#Freebie
#ClocksTicking

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@thetimes M

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A must read thread.

[Chris Pronger @chrispronger]

I played 20 years in the NHL.

I was one of the highest earning NHL players of all time. And friends with many other pro athletes.

My guess is more than 50% of pro athletes have financial issues in retirement.

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https://t.co/6BPnV1zNdp

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[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

One of the Leafiest goals against I've ever seen...

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

One of the Leafiest goals against I've ever seen...

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@Vancouverscape @Roman_Baber Blah, blah, blah....stop talking out of your a$$.

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@XrpEllis @iyad_elbaghdadi You are dumb AF. NaT0 wAnTs a WAr... JeSuS... blah, blah, blah.. aNti ChRiSt.
You come off as a lunatic walking the streets holding up cardboard signs with doomsday prophecies.
Please stop sniffing glue and seek help.

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16 Even strength goals and 1 SH goal between the two teams. 0 pp goals. That's crazy. 🤯🤯#TORvsDET

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I got to stop blinking. #TORvsDET

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Did the goalies get the night off? #TORvsDET

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I blinked and the @MapleLeafs and @DetroitRedWings game went from 7-2 Toronto to 8-6. 😲😲😲