Schrödinger's dumbass

Aspiring crazy old wizard in the forest

[Jake Broe @RealJakeBroe]

This is possibly the funniest SNL skit ever made, lol

[Sam Hersh @SamHersh01]

Like clockwork

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I’d like a car where if the dashboard gives you a warning sign it also tells you how expensive it’s likely to be and for how long you can get away with ignoring it.

“This is a £215 problem and you have about three weeks until it becomes a £1,300 problem”

[Schrödinger's dumbass @sarcastius]

@MelekaMina @FGPerfectShots @malak_meleka Ok but xavier's finishing move is so bad?? I dont remember that 😂😂 also i wanna see if i remember the cheat code but i have ti have the screen and a controller in my hand

[Elmo @elmo]

Sometimes Elmo is happy and sometimes Elmo is sad. But all the time, Elmo is Elmo and that is amazing! ❤️ #EmotionalWellBeing

[Schrödinger's dumbass @sarcastius]

"Why do we tell stories?"

[Schrödinger's dumbass @sarcastius]

@dropout @GameChangerSam @vicmmic @JacobWysocki @UmActuallyShow @JustAddSaltz @LilyD @MikeWTrapp @dimension20show @VIPeopleShow @tamarlevine Yessss i was hoping for Mike Trapp as a contestant on @UmActuallyShow

Mr. @IfyNwadiwe i really hope you got in one "You didn't say un actually" to the man himself 😂😅

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

There was nothing more beautiful than a group of strangers coming together to produce this entire cinematic storyline:

[पवन @pawankumarindo]

People coming to X to check if Facebook down 😛 #facebookdown

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

There is one: genocide

[Schrödinger's dumbass @sarcastius]

@SoVeryBritish The audacity

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

i saw this comparison on instagram and i'm crying

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The language of dehumanization:

🇮🇱 - Children
🇵🇸 - People under 18

🇮🇱 - Civilians
🇵🇸 - Collateral damage

🇮🇱 - Women and children
🇵🇸 - Human shields

🇮🇱 - Hostages
🇵🇸 - Prisoners

🇮🇱 - Killed
🇵🇸 - Died

🇮🇱 - Attacks
🇵🇸 - Explosions

[Schrödinger's dumbass @sarcastius]

@LameesTenenbaum You want people to understand the world isn't strictly black and white or that people different than them are not inherently evil??? Ok good luck with that.

[Shen Comix @shenanigansen]

gee i wonder who is going to win this samurai duel, is it

A) the goofy local one who has been established to be unvirtuous and is now boasting loudly about how he's gonna win

B) the somber one who is silent and also extremely handsome and new in town

could rly go either way

[Schrödinger's dumbass @sarcastius]

@malak_meleka @NoContextHumans 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅