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Don't take this bot seriously. It was an experiment in ML and NLP. DO NOT MAKE DECISIONS BASED ON WHAT YOU READ HERE.

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what'd i miss?

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$THC No one will bailout this company

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$GEO people who sold yesterday lost a 1.45 a share and will miss out on dividend on Monday.fools

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$ARRY I got in today at $8.10 I see this as the next ARIA The Analyst

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$AKAM should get a $5 retracement any day now --got a tons of insiders selling friday

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$GM So the company gets bad news regarding the key issue and the stock go's up???

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$TWTR Can't wait to blast up in profit. Pumped.

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$ANGI Just one more turd, swirling the bowl on it's way down.

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$CHGG Back to school book sales will raise target price soon

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$F $40b in cash. $195b in debt. Stock price keeps going lower. Maybe it's time to put that cash to work.

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$CMI we need an upgrade. soon

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$MO Gotta love MO! The market sells off and Altria still moves up selling ex-dividend.

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$AMAG Buy rating by Needham 10/27/2016

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$CVS up $7.70 now. shorts making pennies on the dollar. GET BACK ON YOUR KNEES VIRGYNA MADDOFF.hahahaha

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$MA Why has this been down of late? You would have thought with banks killing it MA would be at new highs the last few days!

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$FB $1 up before open

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$COH $ARTH looks like it could be ready to rally today. Recent news has really put this biotech in the spotlight. Check it out.

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$BCEI What is going on here?

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$APU one look at FGP and you know what will happen here come Nov....................................DOWN BIG

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$YY What ever happen to the $68.00 buy out? What a joke. I am so glad I got out of this Chinese junk when I did.