mrs k holmes

[mrs k holmes @sardonicwit]

Kelsey
Student of Political Sciences at Cambridge. Friend of Joan and Poppy.
Party Girl. Activist. Changing the world one day at a time

[mrs k holmes @sardonicwit]

Look at her

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Everyone stay calm.

She’s rescued a dog

It’s called caramel.

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@TemptuousSpirit No????

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@TemptuousSpirit we have a funeral to go to.

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This dog is cute.

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She’s looking at the rescue website.

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@TemptuousSpirit 2pm

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@StoicPleasures Very mean.

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Why am I getting texts of photos of dogs???

Does this child think I’m made of money??

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@StoicPleasures Mean

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@TemptuousSpirit No, the cat.

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@TemptuousSpirit Got hit by a car

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@StoicPleasures Just one lil dog.

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@TemptuousSpirit Flat cat.

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@StoicPleasures It was an accident

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@TemptuousSpirit My cat

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@StoicPleasures About a dog??

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@StoicPleasures The idea of another cat makes me sad.

I fear she will not return.

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@StoicPleasures Deeply saddened by this tragic loss.

I need to break the news to my mother.

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There was not.

Even Mycroft isn’t allowed there.

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

can’t believe there was a dick in your ass and you thought to text me.

[mrs k holmes @sardonicwit]

It was a typo

[joan @TemptuousSpirit]

so they know you’re not perfect. duh.