Sarah Kaufmann

RN, Blue Hen, and Yunker

[Philly Mag @phillymag]

Riley Cooper gets the Taiwanese animation treatment. As usual it is bizarre and disturbing http://t.co/1u9Tbngm7h

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

Dryer broken. Just had to blow dry my half wet scrubs. Too early for this shit.

[Signe Wilkinson @SigneWilk]

Drew this Penn's Place weeks before I knew I'd be struck for an hour in traffic this week. @PhillyInquirer comics

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

@rock9449 obviii. And he wasn't doing a good job multitasking bc he kept tripping up on the jump rope.

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

The gym is half empty and you're really going to come jump rope right next to me while I'm doing ab stuff on a mat? #gymproblems #toolbags

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

I guess beating my @IBXRun10 time from last year by nine minutes meant sacrificing my right big toenail. #worthit

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

@Longstocking711 RT @UberFacts: According to National Geographic, redheads might become extinct by the year 2060.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

For $68 you can buy a Louis Vuitton Condom.

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

Finally looking like summer! RT @foobooz: Tale of the Tape: What to Expect at Morgan's Pier in 2013 - http://t.co/NtCAytRvhW

[Runner's World @runnersworld]

Whatever the pace, run softly, run tall. --Joe Henderson, Running 101 #MondayMotivation

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

Just trimmed my 70 year old male patients mustache. I can now add barber to my nursing resume.

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

Penn relays will be the death of me.

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

I already know I'm upsizing to the treinta iced coffee tonight. #nosleep #nightshiftproblems #needcaffeine

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

@AllanPolier so that's probably why you couldn't get into 700 club last weekend...

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

@Nicole_AnnRN http://t.co/VhCVqQJajc

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

http://t.co/VhCVqQJajc @QTkel419

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

Eye-opening and heartbreaking. I need to do something more with my life. @VICE #inspired

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

"I'll leave the door unlocked when I'm in the shower in case you have to puke again." Now that's a real friend.

[Sarah Kaufmann @sarebear2486]

Is it weird that I think Wolf Blitzer is one sexy old man?

[Cecily Tynan @CecilyTynan]

Fellow #BroadStreet runners, Bryn Mawr Running Co has ordered RED calf sleeves, compression & crew socks. All proceeds go 2 #BostonVictims