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[sari @sari_friedman]

@cheverecarajo It was Maria

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@cheverecarajo And then I bake a cake with it and give it to you

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@charli_xcx can I please come to storm king I worked there when I was in college and it it was the best summer of my life. I can show you the secret bronze sculpture of a deer skeleton. and I also just got my nails done a sparkly brat green I think you’d like it. <3

[mhysa @cheverecarajo]

@sari_friedman and me tonight

[sari @sari_friedman]

@cheverecarajo Ur sooo swamped

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Getting home from the grocery store with ice cream on a hot day should be considered an Olympic sport there I said it

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@electrabeth Wait a second

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@cheverecarajo It’s true

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If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I will be lazy and sit on my couch and rot away watching tv, but the ambiance will ALWAYS be 100%

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@cheverecarajo We WILL be putting on a 2 man, 3 hour comedy special live from the couch

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Family holiday bonding is me and my parents taking edibles in the kitchen and going our separate ways for the night

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An ooey gooey egg and cheese on a croissant could end wars

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I don’t know if I have new upstairs neighbors or if they recently formed a band, but it’s almost 9pm, they’re having band practice and doing an opera cover of “come together” by the Beatles

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My dad giving me driving directions saying “make a left at the gas station I always go to” as if I know which gas station he goes to

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5 stars to my Uber driver for saying “shut up” when a car honked

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I was ROBBED (got second place in the pumpkin carving contest)

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🚨in an Escalade Uber feeling luxurious🚨

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@cheverecarajo No

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My job posted my side profile on Instagram I have to quit

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@karatejanitor Paint and sawdust flavor

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Making soup (stirring the paint slop bucket)