Dr S Lucille Blakeley

Assoc.Research.Scientist @climatesociety | Climate variability | Applications of remote sensing | Farmer risk mgmt | Spatial statistics |
(She/her or they/them)

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

UMich figured out a way to demote lecturers
https://t.co/nkKYlGYPNQ

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

@Delta can you please explain to me why you have changed the sky lounge so that a family of four can no longer all enter together?

[IRI @climatesociety]

With heavy hearts this morning, we share news that Lisa Goddard died on January 13. Lisa had been at IRI since its founding, and served as Director from 2012-2020. She was a brilliant scientist, and more importantly, a wonderful colleague, mentor and friend to many of us.

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

It would be nice if all the kind things student said in their evals stuck with you instead of all the unkind things.

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

Whenever I see a job posting for Lecturer/Instructor/Part Time Faculty/Visiting Assistant Professor/Non-Tenure Track Faculty

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

@DrJackyBanks I literally had this conversation this morning

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

Newest goal for grant writing- include the word “ephemeral” in the first sentence

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

"'Proper' English can be used to shut people out of spaces and opportunities..."

https://t.co/cuaTGug7R2

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

As it turns out, apparently a medical doctor can turn down a request for a second opinion

[Mike Flick @Flickerbock]

Columbine High School.

Deer Creek Middle School.

Aurora Theater.

Arapahoe High School.

Thornton Walmart.

STEM School.

Boulder King Soopers.

All since I was in high school and all within 20 miles of me and my family. I'm sick of this shit.

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

Modern fairy tale princess

[Vivek Jacob @vivekmjacob]

Naomi Osaka and a butterfly went exactly as you'd imagine

#AusOpen

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

Protection from research is not protection

https://t.co/Z5D8mg8Vj5

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

Today I finally saw myself in someone taking the vice presidential oath. #VicePresidentHarris

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

Dear Congressional Republicans,

If you’re offended by metal detectors at work, wait until you hear what schoolchildren have to endure in America.

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

Lets compare “protests”

BLM in DC, Jun 1 2020
Arrests: 289
Police who died: 0
Deterrants: tear gas, rubber bullets, shields and batons (by police)

Rioters in DC, Jan 6, 2021
Arrests: 14
Police who died: 1, with 50 others injured
Deterrants: tear gas, metal pipes (by the mob)

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

In response to this paper in @NatureComms I would like to acknowledge a small subset of the many women I know and have been mentored by, without whom my research would suffer: @habusaru @DrMeerdink @SArabhadji @radost_stan @DrJackyBanks

[Dr S Lucille Blakeley @sari_notsorry]

Everyone asks what does a geographer do, but when there’s an election in the us suddenly there are maps and breakdowns of the electoral college everywhere

[USGS EROS @USGS_EROS]

Our newest episode of Eyes on Earth is live! 🎙 Follow this link to hear how remote sensing might help farmers in West Africa improve crop production: https://t.co/NXOuZp7nx4 Click here for every episode: https://t.co/pjcw1os5Sh

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

It’s funny when midwesterners say “the other day” because it could mean yesterday or 1992

[Ariel Elias @Ariel_Comedy]

Yesterday, all I had to do was write three sentences, so instead I baked for five hours.