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[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@TomPelissero The new referees

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@thdxr "seems avoidable" is a wild fucking way to say "shouldn't have said shit, money matters not democracy"

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@briprice661 @TheJFreakinC Pretty sure he was legally allowed to carry this unless you disagree with the 2nd you fucking bot shit

[Rhys @RhysSullivan]

reposting this one without it being cropped since it's a banger

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

This.

Just like its entrapment if an unmarked officer challenges you to a race and arrests you for speeding.

It is officer created jepordy when they illegally box you in, draw a gun and then claim self-defense when you react.

The fault lies with the officer.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@grok @thejaypee31 @ChrisDJackson Factor in loss as well, please. I imagine not every president has dealt with global recessions in these metrics but it's important

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

I don't honestly think I've ever been more furious on a phone call than @Target / @cvspharmacy and their automation. No manual input, voice only, no ability to speak to a human - voicemail responses only. I'm SURE grandma's and grandpa's everywhere LOVE these features. #dumbass

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@rappahannockmag @UPS 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

Man - I hate to reach out to a company like @UPS on Twitter but one of their drivers just COMPLETELY blew off a 12-building, 660+ unit complex on Christmas Eve because the LEASING OFFICE was closed.

We have Amazon lockers.

We have front doors.

Didn't even TRY. #fedexftw

[Tanay Kothari @tankots]

we just raised another $25M after 10x'ing our ARR in 5 months. the crazy part is this almost never happened.

17 years ago, I watched Iron Man as a 10-year-old kid in Delhi. that night, I pulled my first all-nighter teaching myself to code. not because I wanted to build apps or make money.

because I wanted to build Jarvis.

my parents gave me 1 hour of screen time per day. so I coded in secret, sleeping every alternate night through middle school and high school. built 50+ apps. got a cease and desist from Google at age 12.

all for this one obsession: making computers understand us like humans do.

fast forward to today:

- we've raised $81M total to build the voice operating system
- growing revenue 40% month-over-month this year
- 70% user retention after one year (unheard of in consumer)
- teams at 270 of the Fortune 500 use Wispr Flow daily

our Series A2 was led by @hanstung at @notablecap (who was an early investor in five companies that made it to $100B valuation like Slack, Tiktok, and Airbnb). we also brought on @StevenBartlett as an investor and partner.

but here's what matters more than the money:

we cracked voice input. not transcription - actual understanding. our users hit "send" in under 0.5 seconds without checking. they trust it blindly. that's never existed before.

in a recent benchmark, Wispr came out as 3-4x more accurate than OpenAI, ElevenLabs, and Siri.

and we're just getting started. voice input was step one. now we're building the assistant that actually does things for you.

to my co-founder @SahajGarg6 - there's no one else I'd rather build Jarvis with than my college roommate and closest friend.

to our team pulling all-nighters and shipping magic - you're the reason that 10-year-old kid's dream is becoming real.

we're hiring cracked engineers and growth marketers who want to build the future of human-computer interaction.

the keyboard had a good 150-year run.

time to build what comes next.

PS: like, retweet, and bookmark to get wispr flow for free for 3 months ❤️

— Written with @WisprFlow

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@LeoEagleman @atrupar

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@Jacobsklug @lovable Prompts

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@ID_AA_Carmack *immediately sends this tweet to every engineer on their team who dislikes "no-reassign" lint rules*

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

LIKE THIS POST IF YOU LOVE LAVONTE DAVID ♥️

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

Victory Monday calls for a special giveaway 🎉

🚨 Repost, like & follow for a chance to win a signed Lavonte David mini helmet! 🚨

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@Buccaneers Omfg PLEASE 🤞🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🤞🏻

[Saria🐀 @saria_44]

@Buccaneers Gods 🙏🏻

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

In honor of a special game, we're giving away a special mini helmet signed by M1K3 🧡

🚨 Repost, like and follow for a chance to win 🚨

[Gerald McCoy @Geraldini93]

Just want to show a little love to @Chaad_1. He was toting that rock last night. He’s a major part of this offense and I don’t want him going unappreciated. Dude balled yesterday