sariah-not-psoria

I don’t bite. Unless you’re chocolate or vegan sushi. plant and human mom🌻she/her/hers 🌈

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

Watched easy A for the first time and it hit a little close to home* oops I meant *my FB feed https://t.co/eO06uqFMdX

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

Me (every time): “wow! I don’t think I’m lactose intolerant anymore!”

Toilet (every time): you are still in fact very intolerant.

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[labor nurse barbie 🌸 @aliahdomino]

Do u ever just… spend your whole life trying to convince everyone around you that you are enough, only to realize that the only person who really needs convincing is you 🥲

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

@okaykoa Absolutely! 🥺💛

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

I just want to live a life like Tasha Tudor. What a quaint and motherfu*king goddess!!

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

My twitter feed is exmos, wordle, and euphoria. My TikTok fyp is baking, cottage core, neurodivergent, lesbian, critical race theory, and book tok (with the green brothers sprinkled in for good measure). And my IG, FB, and Pinterest feeds are just ads from my search history.

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

I like to joke with my therapist that my life is falling apart until the day of my session and then everything is great and we have nothing to talk about. So tell me why the one time I’m having panic attacks and v depressed, she cancels. I-

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

@__kyalynn But where’s the half zip…???

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

Not a wordle just my weird adhd self using multiple google calendars
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[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

@okaykoa @SomeSilverFox and I volunteer! 💛

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

@__kyalynn Hahaha well thank you!

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

I might be going through a rough patch but at least I’m 8/8 on wordle.

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

Is anyone not embarrassed at the amount of wax on their earbuds when they take them out in front of people? I SWEAR IM A CLEAN PERSON WHY THE BUDS GOTTA DO ME LIKE THAT?!?

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

@okaykoa What in the delicious hell?

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

Favorite tweet of the day

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

taylor swift could do brokeback mountain but jake gyllenhaal couldn't do cats

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

The Polynesian cultural center in oahu Hawaii is incredibly triggering for me as a post mo and I was not prepared for that 🥴

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

@MormonInformant That is some supreme bullshit because I had specific instructions from my MP during leadership meeting and zone meetings to do just this. Word for word to invite people at the first lesson. I served in London from March 2014- September 2015.

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

@murffyslurtz I felt the exact same thing when I was there last week!

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

Here me out: gum that is goldfish cracker flavored

[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

Let's keep Facebook down until we reach herd immunity

[sariah-not-psoria @sariahsteele7]

Okay but how weird is polo? It’s like golf on a horse?