sari rae

quirky! but in a weird, ominous type of way

[sari rae @sarirae]

This was my first tweet in 4 years thanks for reading

[sari rae @sarirae]

If I shave my pussy do I get to go to bugonia for free

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

this video is sadly more relevant than ever! How? No idea. But guess what that doesn’t matter. I challenge you to retweet it anyway. And If anyone asks how it’s relevant just say, “in light of recent events”

[sari rae @sarirae]

@BenDohrmann It’s the best show ever made

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Me rn

[sari rae @sarirae]

At any given moment, at every single post office in Los Angeles, a Hollywood assistant can be found having a complete mental breakdown. And I think that’s really beautiful ❤️

[sari rae @sarirae]

At any given moment, at every single post office in Los Angeles, a Hollywood assistant can be found having a complete mental breakdown. And I think that’s really beautiful ❤️

[sari rae @sarirae]

I can pretty much sum up America completely in one sentence by telling you that I have to PAY to PARK at my doctor’s office

[sari rae @sarirae]

Can’t think of anything more humiliating than when I have to wait 45 seconds for the parking meter to accept my credit card

[sari rae @sarirae]

My celebrity crushes are miley cyrus and the super angry guy w the floppy hair from the wicked witch of the east video

[sari rae @sarirae]

The embarrassment I just felt after posting a sunset photo just to find out everyone else in LA had the same idea…..dnt txt

[sari rae @sarirae]

Did y’all know it’s completely legal to plug an air fryer in next to your bed and make meals

[sari rae @sarirae]

Wrapping up a phone call is so awkward sometimes I just hang up and text them later that I lost service

[sari rae @sarirae]

Having a complete and total mental, physical, and spiritual breakdown

[sari rae @sarirae]

Redownloaded Hinge for the first time in 2 months

[sari rae @sarirae]

White girl culture is updating your last name on Instagram during your own wedding

[sari rae @sarirae]

One day I’ll be rich enough not to retweet this ❤️

[Venmo @Venmo]

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[sari rae @sarirae]

@LilNasX Me @notkenyon

[sari rae @sarirae]

Idk why they made edible cookie dough when the whole reason we ate raw cookie dough in the first place was bc of the possibility it would kill you

[sari rae @sarirae]

@tessplease Go off

[sari rae @sarirae]

Made a meme if u disagree unfollow