Tess Gattuso

writer, creator, creative director, yogi. contact⬇️

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gay bffs? not as magical as sex & the city said

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Trying is exercise for your brain

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me if the government asked me to seduce a guy for his country’s secrets

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“Corporate culture”

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I hold men to the same standard society holds women and now I have a bunch of cool men in my life

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there are two types of people:

1. people who do things
2. people who talk about people who do things

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this is what canva layoffs looked like. judge companies by how they layoff.

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@Basurabarbi333 22. cat reverses age more than no cat

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If you’re 33 without kids, you’re 27.
If you’re 33 with kids, you’re 42.

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Physical boundaries

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mandated feminist studies workshops taught by menstruating pansexuals

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@valeriarvizu A mature 34

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@MrWillRitter A satisfied 51

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@brainstain94 a wise 26

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mood rn

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"never burn a bridge" what if it goes somewhere evil

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Why does waking up at 6:40am feel drastically different from 7:40am

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AO3 is down!? if your type is shy kinky nerd, now is the time to make your move.

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I’m not haunted by memories of people who’ve hurt me. I’m haunted by the time I called my brother a nerd for not letting me use his computer and he cried. I’m sorry, brother!!!

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critical thought and hate are not the same

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@WilliamSPhelps4 Yes

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Modern dating and purpose