sarits

if i'm funny it's not usually on purpose. ΠΒΦ ❤️

[F**K Trump 🥸 @welplookathim]

Ma’am, you were classmates with Moses, when college classes cost only a few shekels.

[Qué le pasa a Lupita 👓🌞♌️ @livelove_lupita]

Life with a cat in one tweet

[Human Mel @melhuman]

I did it. I found the worst app in the world

[T @tylerthecreator]

THAT SHIT WAS LIKE MOB MENTALITY AND CANCEL CULTURE IN REAL LIFE AND I THINK THAT SHIT IS FUCKING TRASH

[T @tylerthecreator]

I THOUGHT BRINGING ONE OF THE BIGGEST ARTIST ON THE FUCKING PLANET TO A MUSIC FESTIVAL WAS FIRE! BUT FLIPSIDE, A LIL TONE DEAF KNOWING THE SPECIFIC CROWD IT DREW. SOME CREATED A NARRATIVE IN THEIR HEAD AND ACTED OUT LIKE ASSHOLES WHEN IT DIDNT COME TRUE AND I DONT FUCK WITH THAT

[Eclectic Method ♻️ @EclecticMethod]

#PresidentPussyAssBitch Remix @chrissyteigen @andylassner

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

.@chrissyteigen helps raise awareness for Trump’s serious medical condition.

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

I have data

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

This is how ALL MEN need to act. Dismantle the culture and PROTECT WOMEN!

If you SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING. DO SOMETHING

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[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

You know how we get gun control? Me & all Muslim men of color will buy big guns, register at gun ranges, take selfies with our guns, post it online, and then casually stroll around in open carry restaurants and Wal-Marts with a big smile on our faces and guns on our shoulders.

[Busy Philipps @BusyPhilipps]

Someone on the train told my MIL she looked like Elizabeth Warren and when she replied, "Thank you!!" He snapped at her, "IT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT." So. You know. SEEMS LIKE PEOPLE ARE DOING GREAT OUT THERE.😡

[nick kroll @nickkroll]

BIG MOUTH HAS BEEN PICKED UP FOR 3 MORE SEASONS!!! Thank you to our writers, cast, crew, Netflix and everyone around the world who watches the show!

[sarits @saritsmageets]

@instagram you've made it so hard to find help - is this the only channel where we can give feedback? Looking for help regarding multiple Insta accounts but wanting to keep passwords different (personal vs biz) Your helpdesk email isnt in service. Who can I talk to from your app?

[Prickly Shark @pricklyshark]

You know what helps blood sugar levels? Insulin.
How about YOU help a child with #type1diabetes stay in the rainbow by not bankrupting their parents with your insulin prices.
#insulin4all

[sarits @saritsmageets]

@hangtagapp I'm trying to use your app and it just keeps saying network error... I'm not getting a ticket because of this app! Help please.