(Don't) Panic

Mostly harmless

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How often do you cry when you think of Calypso?

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If I met Alexander of Macedonia I would pinch his cheeks and call him a cutie butt

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If I was in the vvitch I’d give black Phillip a nose boop

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Spotify wrapped but it just shows the number of times I’ve cried to “you know who you are” from Moana

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@fairyvomit I love you 😭💜

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@fairyvomit I’ll never forgive them for that, but at least it’s a step in the right direction

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman Spends Day Mostly Just Combining Uppers and Downers: https://t.co/AMbghx47XA

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Butler Citizen, Pennsylvania, March 1, 1918

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Baguette and cheese sandwich for Twin Peaks

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I love to match my food with the show I’m watching: Pasta for The Sopranos, an Italian drama. Poutine for Letterkenny, a Canadian comedy. Sushi for King of the Hill, a Japanese slice of life anime

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@fairyvomit Chikorita easily

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

We’re back

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@NightandDavis

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@BarboniMacaroni Love you 💜

[Bernie Goldsmith @FalconryFinance]

The thing about living in Ohio is it's not an intrinsic quality like race or orientation most of these people can stop the nightmare at any time it's as simple as quitting it cold turkey

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@FalconryFinance I’d get out but I’m poor :(

[wint @dril]

BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It is against the law.

[BAKED TOFU NATIONALIST @ohwowcrazy]

Covering up the Ms on the "please don't kill yourself in the university parking garage" signs is so fucking funny man

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@ThePanic16 @JamesFLoveIV It took me 10 seconds to find the article on Google, but I know doing the tiniest amount of research is hard for people like you

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@GSchifanelli @JamesFLoveIV Further proof all racists are dumb as fuck. Google is free