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[Denverite @sarnasty1]

@msg_jacob Here from Denver, Colorado!

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

@PlayVALORANT @NVIDIAGeForce #BeyondFast

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

@Chubbies why are my shorts falling apart 😭

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

@amyschumer out here stealing my joke. I’ve been A.S.S. since 2015 💁🏼‍♀️

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

YOUR 2022 STANLEY CUP CHAMPS

#GOAVSGO

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

@YouCanPlayTeam @USWNT That’s my best friend and his boyfriend!! @TyRomo

[Andrew Mason @MaseDenver]

No NFL owner has a resume like that of new Broncos co-owner @MellodyHobson:

* Directorship at JPMorgan Chase
* Chairman of the Board of DreamWorks Animation
* Board member, Estée Lauder Companies
* Chairwoman of the board, Starbucks

And that’s not all.

https://t.co/vlReZdnaBK

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

She’s backkk

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

Thank you @continentaltire for the awesome @ussoccer scarfs!!!
Can’t wait until we can attend games in person again so we can wear them 🧣

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

@ussoccer @KTTape More giveaways!! Make it the full week pleaseeee 😬 Monday to Monday! 🙏🏼⚽️

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

.@VW presenting partner of @ussoccer is giving away official training tops signed by Megan Rapinoe for #FanWeek2020! RT for your chance to win. 15 winners will be selected.

Rules » https://t.co/7ismK41rC2

[U.S. Soccer @ussoccer]

🚨 NOT A DRILL! 🚨

YOU could win a year's worth of @ChipotleTweets as part of their support for #FanWeek2020! 😍 Throw this a RT and you'll be entered for a chance to win.

Rules » https://t.co/Z7ZXnGDwte

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

Ummm...😍🤤
#TeyanaAndKehlaniBreakTheInternet

https://t.co/fPgx3qBYQB

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

@kelleymohara is not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed

[Shauntel Lowe @shauntellowe]

Twitter on women athletes:
"They're not good enough."
"They're TOO good and should stop showing off."
"They're not entertaining."
"They did TOO MANY fun celebrations."
"I like men's sports because they're more aggressive."
"These women are TOO aggressive and should ease up."

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

And there’s the record!
Most goals in a single match

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

YEP, YOU GUESSED IT!

11-0, courtesy of @MalPugh!

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

These touches and the footwork though!
#USWNT #FIFAWWC #USAvsTHA

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

@diagondani Well I’m def not excelling in that area. But the score feels like I’m an adult lol

[Denverite @sarnasty1]

Now that I’m 32, I wonder if I should just put a pic of my credit score on my tinder