Sarah 🌹

at the end of the day were all just a bunch of talking organisms living on a floating ball

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

@jewishmemequeen Everyone’s obsessed w that salad tho

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

@Delta canceled my flight and I have been waiting two hours to hear back from them. I’ve called and texted several times and they keep resetting the chat and telling me there’s two hours to wait.

Delta - why can you just cancel a flight and then refuse contact?

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

You got green beans in ur nose bro

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

@aryeila It looks fantastic

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

@aryeila Woa!!!!

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

I’m hungry. Someone warm me up some milk and rub my tummy 🥺 nani nani nani

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

I’m deciding that “got any new soup?” “Gimme some soup” Is gonna be the new way to ask whatsup

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

Now I know what you’re thinking but recent studies have proven that it’s actually boiled peanuts that make the world go round.

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

@YitziZ That’s like asking would you eat a cup of mayonnaise when there’s a cup of steaming boiled peanuts next to it

[🖤 Just Heather 🖤 @weedswildflowrs]

@SassyWineMama It's not over, why are people not wearing masks anymore?

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

@YitziZ Do bones have snails

[Chana @aryeila]

This weekend I tried to make these cat paw marshmallows (https://t.co/Q0Rt2sbEMX). Instead I have created something so horrific it belongs in a horror movie. My friends have encouraged me to share this story on Twitter, so I'm going to thread it here.

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

Follow this fish if u want quality feed content

[me @YitziZ]

Everyone let’s start calling eachother “fish” instead of bro and dude and man

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

@BachParadise

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

LOL couples on reality tv:
First conversation:
Guy: I think you’re hot
Girl: (talking to camera about guy) yeah I think me him really connected
#bacheloreinparadise #realitytv

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

Cashed surprising kyra made my heart skip a beat... gahhh🥰🤩😌 #LoveIsIandusa

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

One of those things that pops into ur head every few years and u don’t know whether it was real or a disturbed dream from ur childhood #generationZ

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

Sent this to my grade chat because idc

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

Can I just drink coffee instead of going to the gym? #lmk

[Sarah 🌹 @sartzol]

@tameimpala is a perfect example how music is a physical representation of feelings