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struggling translator. shrek lover. she/her

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i'm no expert on overthrows but shouldn't they be keeping this secret

[🪷 @Sheksteroidszn]

My underboob sweat can restore the water ai has wasted

[Elena @peliredfem]

A parte de lo gravísimo de los hechos, el títular de un medio de comunicación principal en este país hablando de consentimiento de una violación como si esta chica fuera propiedad de este desgraciado

[Evan DeSimone @Smorgasboredom]

It’ll take a bit of scheduling, but she’s rested and ready.

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Ok I’m like a 38-40 G or H which are objectively HUGE but then someone will post a pic with a clearly smaller band and bigger tiddies than me and say they are like a 44DDD or something and I’m like girl no… you’re like a 36K please go get properly measured

[raꪜy ⊙⊝⊜ @gukkvi]

my shoes melted on the asphalt yesterday in Madrid but I’m not allowed to complain because of the climate police here lmao

[Michael @TheMG3D]

I hope she wins!

[Laura Elliott @TinyWriterLaura]

so go bankrupt already and save us all the environmental and social problems you’re creating

[Jenni @hashjenni]

This is how you protest. Not with cutest signs, not with cringey chants. Not with stupid hats. You roll up your sleeves and fuck some shit up.

I never thought in 2026, that i’d be rooting for Albania and Iran. But here we are.

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Why is this type of photo only taken in the UK

[𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 @theholydemi]

omg?

[Maryam @hell_line0]

cancer surgeon: Unfortunately your lobular breast cancer is involving most of your breast and you need a mastectomy.

Patient: I think I’d like to remove both

Her husband: Can we go bigger with the reconstruction? you know I’ve always wanted you to be bigger, babe.

Me to my patient: What do YOU want?

Patient: I’d like to look the way I look now.

Her body, her choice. Not her husband’s.

For the record if your husband has “always wanted” some surgical alteration to your body , the surgery you need is a husbandectomy.

[Boo @IzaBooboo]

Ok, but

[Mathias @MathiasChu]

Lo de la FIFA es inédito.

Los condimentos de la competición son todos heinz, pero como no es sponsor de la copa los están tapando con duck tape.

No solo lograron visibilidad y una excusa para comunicar, sino que ahora están haciendo mkt en conjunto con levi’s.

Esto es esencialmente marketing de guerrilla.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Good for her! I'm sure she begged too. Did they show mercy??

[💗 @ma1ybe]

To be Loved even in death

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

So when are white parents going to be charged, convicted, and sentenced for the acts of their children for school shootings?