sas stevens

she/her. web dev and dopamine chaser, i like too many things. currently head of dev @wearetilt, all views are my own.

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@TheAA_UK But how do I know it's even going to be answered?? Like... You've sent me to not the main number. Is there any indication on wait times to answer?

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@TheAA_UK heya I'm sitting on the phone trying to report a breakdown and there's no answer or queuing system... Like, any idea what I do??? Can't report online as it's told me to phone

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How do people find something interesting without obsessing over it and reading every single thing they can get their hands on??

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@Garrett_Leigh "We found the stone ladder, carved into the rocks by an ancient Cornish family I’d never heard of" 🤔🤔🤔

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And so January continues.

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And yes, researching for @rachel_bilski hen party... because the casinos aren't doing any experiences because of covid :(

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"Why do you want to go and see the strippers?"
"Gay night"

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"That was what life was like, a constant dance along an axis of positivity and negativity. As long as you had enough good things, you could deal with the bad stuff." - "Rainbow Place" by Jay Northcote

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@MilesTincknell This is my proudest moment. Send kippers.

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Me: I have a uti 😭😭😭
Grindr: oh no, drink some cranberry juice! My mum finds x useful, have you tried y? My friend swears by it.

Legit every horny fucker is now being adorable suddenly 😂😂😂

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https://t.co/wj4f9Yx3m1

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Friday friday friday friday @rachel_bilski mac and cheese and friday and cheese and friday anddddd andddd andddd

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@joshyhud @ColetteWilson5 you both use it, right? why don't you worry??

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Okay, I know everyone is in love with VScode, but does no one else feel uneasy moving to a Microsoft project after all the crap they've done throughout the years?

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@MilesTincknell from now on i only eat old broken carrots. I want carrots with stories to tell.

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@MilesTincknell 'young whole carrots'

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@Garrett_Leigh Man, I wish I could read these books again. Redemption was the first I read by you, and by the time I'd read Salvation I'd read nearly your entire back catalogue. <3 can't wait for the next one :D

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@dropout_2020 lol, but I'm not looking for a relationship 😅

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okay i've got grindr down to one starting question that's weeding out about 1/3 of people -- 'are you in a closed relationship?' 🤦🤦🤦