Sasha Vendetta

This is a Twitter that takes things Sasha says in Gchat completely out of context.

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

If they made them small enough-- i would have a universe inside of me

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

I WANT TO EAT A PLANET

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Flamingos are the stupidest creatures. They're the appendix of the ecosystem.

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

THE INTERNET DOESNT THINK I LOVE YOU

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR POOP

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IM NEVER PASSIVE AGGRESIVE, JUST AGGRESIVE

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

It ends in lesbians.

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

MOBY DICK WAS NOT A TIME TRAVELING PENIS

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

going to be among the first to be eaten during the zombie apocalypse, can't run for shit

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

they have a lot of snacks and i spent the last two weeks eating nthing but cereal and ...string chees

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

i ate that today, im proud

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

im working on acquiring a panda suit

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ANGRY BIRD ONESIE IS IN ANOTHER COUNTRY

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

They're all in her butt now

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

i just saw you have a bit of a rolling seizure and was confused

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i just choked on my own spit

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

DISNEY ABANDONED ME FOR LASER TAG

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VAGINABEARSRAWR

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

"Fun" is being said a LOT, I'm not okay with this

[Sasha Vendetta @sashavendetta]

I'm looking for a goddess