sarah-ashley // sash

27. freelance social media manager. 4w3. she/her.

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

get in loser we’re moving to Threads

https://t.co/pKOmEf0o9h

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

@TheSuperBlooper @BlooperBraves The suit is an adult pajama onesie and I crafted everything else with felt, red fur, a and a headband! My mascot security shirt has iron on letters. Other than the onesie, everything came from Hobby Lobby!

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

if u see this, it’s too late🏳️

(@BlooperBraves pls see this)

[Jon-Stephen Stansel @jsstansel]

Twitter: Starts cropping images again

Social Media Managers:

[Blooper @BlooperBraves]

good morning, go dawgs

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

why the palace didn’t learn after diana idk????

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

honestly, I’m thankful for republicans this morning. their inability to elect a speaker is making twitter feel like twitter again these last few days. it’s healing us, I think😌

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

@rywig @GenZPastor literally came to say the same thing🫠

them: “you are the future of the church!”

me: “I think the church should be more inclusive and affirming!”

them: “..never mind”

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

@davidleavitt both ears + one lip stuck🥹

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

@TheTileApp @10NewsAcevedo @10News I see you, witty SMM. #respect

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

I don’t care if it’s a placebo— if I wake up with cold like symptoms I will be healing myself with a medicine ball tea.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Midsommar / Midwintar

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

@jakedudley @petalgabe

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this is all any social media manager is asking for for christmas this year

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Hey would you mind liking this tweet I really need my boss to think I did something good this year

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

all these holiday reminders that getting a dogs is a 12-15 year commitment need to STOP.

my golden retriever is going to live forever, thank you.

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

I feel like this is the only correct take.

[Michael Harris II〽️ @MoneyyyMikeee]

NOOOOOO🥺

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

@petalgabe

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

ask me if I’ve moved my hand in the last ten minutes🥺

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

@kaylajohnsonatl I’ve been off of TikTok for ADHD hyper mis-focus reasons so I’m so glad you tweeted that her surgery is today🥹

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

@TylerHuckabee the bar really is on the floor huh

[sarah-ashley // sash @sashgabe]

this feels like a solution to the adderall shortage idk