Samantha Ashton

[Liam Durkin @durkinliam]

100% win record as a @drfc_official fan

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

@Towarth @durkinliam

[Dani @danidelle23]

Episode 1 and we’ve already got the moment of the series #ImACeleb

[Julie @julhat]

To the lady in the black BMW who stuck up two fingers at me after I beeped at her when pulling out of Waitrose car park just now:

Your Louis Vuitton handbag probably isn't on your car roof anymore.

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

@arrive_happy I’m still awaiting a response from my complaint submitted over a month ago #341698. I’ve been a loyal customer for a long time and expected better. Could I escalate please.

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Like... I have places to go ✈️

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

@durkinliam @benragg14 Yeah then it’ll be gold cup, masters, Augusta national… there’s always something 😅

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

Is the PGA ever over? Asking for a friend…

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

@CenterParcsUK @Abbie_holt @CaitlinHolt4

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

@durkinliam How did I miss this 😂😂

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

@CenterParcsUK Sherwood 690 pine, TV remote not working. Please can someone come out? 😁😁

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

My husband has FINALLY stopped having sugar in his tea. After 10 years I can steal some of his when I’ve said I don’t want a brew 😁😁

[Georgia Bronte @GeorgiaBronte]

One of the best things about this time of year is the temperature of the tap water. It’s tap water season. Crisp and cold. No ice needed. Have a glass, fuck it, have 3. It’s the holidays.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

When I’m at a restaurant table with a large group of people and the waiter is calling out dishes but everyone’s chatting and not listening, I help the waiter by calling out the dishes too. We work as a team, with me as a sort of middle man. Shoutout to people who also do this.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

i will never be grown up enough to start my day at 5am sorry

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The reward for January ending should be summer, not bloody February.

[Samantha Ashton @sashton92]

@durkinliam Don’t use it is not cheap.. your hair will never grow back 😂😂😂