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I enjoy living in irony

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

It’s Sunday evening, freezing outside, and I’m yet again two whiskeys deep…

A few hot takes and semi-coherent thoughts:

[BuzzFeed Shopping @bfshopping]

recipe: use two cloves of garlic

me: those are rookie numbers

[melly @MelissaCardona8]

Watching new girl is almost therapeutic at this point

[PRINCESS EPIS 🏳️‍🌈🇭🇹🇺🇸 @Princess_Epis]

Please watch till the end so we can die laughing together 😭

[marie @mariposaqueenb]

I’m not wasting any time this summer, I want it all. hikes, walks, drives, lake days, camping, IM OUTSIDEEE.

[sas @saskiahamner]

I’ve never seen a tweet that defines @tyler_s__ more

[Benjamin Shepard @smurfyben]

Can’t wait for the videos of people yelling at minimum wage workers because wearing a mask for 10 minutes is such an inconvenience

[𝕸𝖎𝖒𝖎 🕸️🕷️ @badghoulmimi]

due to personal reasons I’ve decided to overdress everywhere I go after lockdown

[sas @saskiahamner]

@krissss25 LMAO. I enjoyed this

[Deuce @2traay]

i used to change my homies answers when the teacher told us to grade each other’s papers don’t ever question my loyalty 😂😂😂

[Meg Wilhorn @Maynamayy]

THREAD: I lived in Wisconsin my entire life (til college). I’ve gone to school when the windchill is -30. Mom didn’t make me bring a winter jacket until the temperature hit single digits. But now I live in Fort Worth, TX.

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Never underestimate God’s hand in all your plans

[alazar @zarzarbinkss]

storming at police while holding a blue lives matter flag sure is something

[B r a n d @pissaround]

my kids gonna catch me at their house parties if I keep missing out on my 20s like this