Amanda

professional dumb ass

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HOLY FKN AIRBALL 😭

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Having to scrounge around for coupons on prescription medication feels so dystopian 🫩

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I’m so obsessed with Gachiakuta and I have no one to discuss this with 😭

[Amanda @sass__chan]

If he can not get through my forest, he does not deserve my valley of honey

[Amanda @sass__chan]

My New Year’s resolutions are:

☑️Eat McDonald’s
☑️Charge Phone
☑️Twerk
☑️Be Bisexual
☑️Eat Hot Chip
☑️LIE

✨Good luck in 2026 everyone ✨

[Amanda @sass__chan]

Who’s coming over to ponder my orb?

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Accidentally liked a post from their grandmas funeral in 2014 during my FBI investigation 🫩

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I am not even joking when I say I feel like I am alive for the first time

[Amanda @sass__chan]

how I feel on the Ritalin x Wellbutrin combo wombo 5000

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If you can guess what’s in the glass I’ll call you a good boy

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Long time no see Twitter dot com

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Happy 10th Birthday Poopy!

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@ItsJoko I’m buying 12

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@ItsJoko LETS GOOOOO

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@ItsJoko I walked into the house and it felt like the pits of hell he’s not lying 🥵

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:(

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@Kwite PUT THAT THING AWAYYY 😭😭

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Thank you all for the birthday wishes yesterday 🤧❤️

[Amanda @sass__chan]

It’s the 26th annual Amanda Day 🥳 say happy birthday or else (also hi I have glasses now)

[Amanda @sass__chan]

@ItsJoko