grass

theoretical badass

[grass @sass_a_grass]

I think a good way to describe me is: “If Leslie Knope were passionate about Arts Education instead of Local Government”

[meeka @MeekyBlinders]

aspartame will not give me cancer because diet coke can sense I'm pure of heart

[grass @sass_a_grass]

@premiumplush_ I think I’m snoop and you’re Martha

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Manstrual cycle, I am in. 🤣🤣🤣

[grass @sass_a_grass]

@overrunnethcups Literally just want to exist with my wife. The absolute minimum.

[grass @sass_a_grass]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re “lawn ornaments”??

[b @benj___i]

Natl Coming Out Day and Yom Kippur…I’m gay and I’m sorry

[BJ Colangelo @bjcolangelo]

me:

[grass @sass_a_grass]

Every day I’m glad I teach in nyc because my method of “coming out” to my students is just wait until they ask who I’m married to and then I say “Daphne” and they go “oh?” And I go “yea” and then they nod and go back to looking at peppa pig memes

[grass @sass_a_grass]

@morethantracyt 👀

[David Opie @DavidOpie]

There’s only one correct answer sorry

https://t.co/9mKkf0lld4

[grass @sass_a_grass]

@Icekoldsoup Chappell Roan of Arc

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

“America has no culture”

[grass @sass_a_grass]

@bigugly Gay culture is also taking a closeted lesbian to dances and both of you looking fly as hell 💅

[grass @sass_a_grass]

@bjcolangelo I can only think of Hair for the nudity? Unless someone was feeling a “more subversive” Equus? Nosy theater kids need to know the show!

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

No one:

Jenna Maroney: "It's called, NIGHTBITCH, Liz. I play a 19-year-old who thinks she's turning into a dog. They originally cast Amy Adams but she backed out because of the light bestiality."

[JP @jpbrammer]

I'm done getting rid of my tabs. I embrace excess. I will open a dozen more today. nothing matters

[grass @sass_a_grass]

@folderoI We come here for dreams

[grass @sass_a_grass]

@bigugly Ahhhh fair enough. A good ol “oh wow! Glad your eyes are still working” would also quell my personal petty heart but you’re kinder than me ❤️