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life ain’t shit but a fat baginer

[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

If you write a tweet and nobody likes your tweet...did you even write a tweet?

[pat regan @poregan]

i wouldn't mind having a daughter that was like, truly a Kelly if that makes sense

[judd crud @snotwurst420]

My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois

[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

I ship Steve and Carrie.

[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

I wanna know why there hasn’t been any major breakthroughs with clap on/clap off technology in recent years. Scientists are lazy as fuck.

[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

@stinkycuca I can’t stop looking at this page!

[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

@NYSLabor if I got laid off from my new part time job due to Covid do I need to reapply for unemployment? Even if still have been certifying claims each week for partial claims?

[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

I’m not sure how to explain this, but these two things are the same.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Sorry I missed your call. Women on Instagram started posting their most flattering selfies in black and white and calling it an “empowerment challenge” and I threw my phone into the sea.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I’m so close to saying “no more religions!” Except Mormonism. That one is hilarious.

[HEX.com 40% APY & 3866x price in 558 days!⬣🚀🌘 @HEX_PulseX]

The climax of every 90's sports movie when it becomes very obvious the main star has never played the sport before.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I just spent 40 minutes opening and closing my blinds to the tune of Camptown Races.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Anne Frank spent 2 years hiding in an attic and we’ve been home for just over a month with Netflix, food delivery & video games and there are people risking viral death by storming state capital buildings & screaming, “Open Fuddruckers!”

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

1. Important!

The state you live in, or a state(s) you used to live in, may owe you or your company/small business money

I'm not talking about tax refunds...this is about #UnclaimedProperty

Follow this thread to learn how to claim what's owed to you.

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[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

How many bed sores does everyone else have? I’m at 9.

[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

Day 1 of quarantine: listening to Christmas music and replacing “god/lord” with my bf name. I’ve been laughing my ass off. Send help.

[ruth slayyyter ginsburg @ruthslayyyter]

dance majors performing for their online finals

[yeahyeahyeah @sass_wipe]

@SpinandSay Same. I don’t know how the hell im paying rent if the restaurants shut down.