Gabbi

Professional dog petter and pasta maker. Please don't follow me if you like kale.

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

Who decided professional head shots should be in front of a blotchy blue canvas instead of a Caribbean sunset?

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

@NSAAnnapolis is greenbury open today?

[Bryan Murphy @madebymurph]

Hey, Twitter friends! Here is a video I put together for @naturallight and their #NattyStories #contest to pay off my student loans! I put my heart into this one so if you could retweet it so they can see it that would mean the world to me! Thank you in advance!

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

Wish I could paint like #Burchfield but all I've got are pictures #MAMWeather

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[Ad Age @adage]

How did Hillary Clinton screw it up? For starters, her advertising was all wrong https://t.co/SWXtq5qB7B

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

Think America could use a good old-fashioned ALEOOOP style ELE talk #EverybodyLoveEverybody

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

WHO RAISED ALL OF THESE PUBLIC TRANSIT CREATURES TO COUGH WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTHS?

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

@Tampax why don't we stop wasting time and just slap a Twix coupon in the box already?

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

Maybe PokemonGo is a real time lesson on animal population decimation and people will finally get it when pidgeys are extinct in the wild?

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

Same

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

Every time I see someone decide to cross a street when the light turns green I want to ask if they were raised by a really shady lawyer

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

Follow a strawberry from birth to grave in this oddly emotional ad about food waste: https://t.co/lMwtybVtVf

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

Don't you hate it when you think you hear a dog walking by but it turns out to be a janitor with 800 keys?

[Shock Top @ShockTop]

What did @nottjmiller and I do during #SB50? Scope out our competition, of course.
https://t.co/CFAkj7PE19

[Philip Weiss @ThePhilipWeiss]

JUST ANNOUNCED: Dave Matthews Band to play the @NChasColiseum July 26. Tix on sale Feb. 19 #chsmusic

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

I'm not really about snow but I'm definitely about videos of dogs frolicking in snow

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

Do you think people who get face tattoos are just trying to get out of jury duty? And would that work? Asking for a friend.

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

The reunited Fall Out Boy is consistently a massive disappointment

[Gabbi @sassafrascc]

My grandma just called her shoes "slut heels" #MerryChristmas 🍾