jaeda

she/her

psych ward's most wanted

[jaeda @sasscatfrass]

I wanted McDonald's but I ate an apple instead. And while I may now be full, I am unfufilled

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

A legendary day calls for a legendary giveaway.

REPOST THIS for a chance to win this signed Andrew McCutchen jersey!

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Here’s RFK’s plan:

1. Claim vaccines cause autism

2. Push vaccine skepticism, lower vax rates

3. Create autism registry - people avoid getting a diagnosis to stay off it

4. Point to the decrease in autism diagnoses as “proof” vaccines cause autism

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

there is no evidence JD Vance killed the Pope. there is also no evidence JD Vance didn’t kill the Pope.

in conclusion, JD Vance should be deported to El Salvador.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

“Back in my day people didn’t used to..” yeah you’re right, everything was awesome. Bob Dylan was singing about fuck all I guess

[Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie]

Some of y’all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal.

Regulations don’t exist because governments enjoy them. They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.

[norberg & co @franzkatka]

his ears are extending to make contact with extraterrestrials

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

📍 SF BAY AREA

LUKE is a sweet, playful 5 y/o cat who has been waiting for his forever home for way too long. He spends most of his time in a cage, which is not fair. He just wants his own home to romp around in and his own person to make biscuits for 😭

https://t.co/30GXcoDjPD

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

when I experience common side effects of a medication I’m just like wow I did not expect that to happen to me given that I’m different

[Vautism Speaks 🔞 🐴 @VautismSpeaks]

Republican voters when they see literally any research grant they don’t understand

[Eric Levitz @EricLevitz]

This is strange since the President of the United States assured me that American consumers do not pay the cost of tariffs

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

This photograph was taken two days ago at the FBI Academy in Quantico and submitted to the NYT under the condition of anonymity.

If a picture is usually worth a thousand words, this one is worth millions.

[Outbreak Updates @outbreakupdates]

2025 so far

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Yep.