cass

welcome to the cOsMoS bitch

[cass @sassidy]

Naming my next cat Matty the Catty after @MatthewTHealy. Feline movements, pretty unpredictable, and will like to lick his lips a lot. Also knocks things over but with a purpose

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough

[jár @jarodzsz]

life finds a way

[cass @sassidy]

The two types of people are as follows:
-those who spill their beans without question and will flood others with their bean juice
-those whose beans will NOT be spilled without a very advanced can opener and lots of straining

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[cass @sassidy]

Closing in on the end of 2020 like

[cass @sassidy]

November 3rd vs. November 7th

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[cass @sassidy]

@RachelScillian Wheels up in 20 bb

[🧚🏽 @itsmakiya_]

Day 6 of Quarantine: C-Section went smooth. The Cuties are in great shape and mother is recovering

[cass @sassidy]

@dawkosgames Scrunch mouth says please 🤍

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

As a gift to our friends (you) in a time of crisis, we’ll be keeping a thread here of beautiful, obscure, and often quite useless words.

[cass @sassidy]

@AndrewKut19 Its hair is too nice for your reality

[cass @sassidy]

My sister told me she hopes I have my future planned out better than the decorator planned out my graduation cake. Guess what, I don’t!!!

[cass @sassidy]

I do not deserve my mother

[cass @sassidy]

I thought that buying a bigger purse would help me to have a less disgusting purse but instead I simply have more space to store my trash :)

[cass @sassidy]

@MitchGlob Yes. Inside and out

[cass @sassidy]

College has made me progressively uglier