Flavortown Genesis Evangelion

They/Them

♈/♈/♐

NO GODS, NO MASTERS, ONLY NERF BLASTERS.

How The Gods Chill

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

*tears in my eyes, lip wobbling* a-acab…a-acab includes…i-includes…

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

@BerndadeltaSubs I have zero notes, this scans from top to bottom.

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

"I'm clearly losing my mind up here. But it's okay because I'm having a good time with it"

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

On the Mic I'm doing some combo of Josh Scogin, Pat Kindlon, and Cedric Bixler Zavala

[jesse @skeletonheadz]

on hardlore they asked their guests “who do you do?” as in “what musical idols are you trying to emulate while playing live?” and i wanna know some of my friends answers to that question so feel free to respond with yours.

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

A couple recent shots of me performing looking like a fucking cryptid but clearly the vibe is there.

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

If you aren't committed to the full send don't stage dive. Your flat footed ass is blocking the runway for take off. Go back to the old Nestea commercial you were summoned from with your trust fall exercise.

[Jake @jakex666]

These kids need to watch a tutorial on how to stage dive. Walking to the end of the stage and just falling with your arms out? WHACK

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

Best? Hard to pin down but here's some gems that I haven't seen posted a million times.
Burnt By The Sun - The Perfect is the Enemy of the Good
Head Wound City - S/T
Zao - Where Blood & Fire Bring Rest

[not active @cvrrixn]

Alright, MxC Twitter, hit me with your suggestions for best Metalcore albums of all time!

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

Militarie Gun show playlist had Jesus Lizard. Immediate mood improvement.

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

Send me to grippy sock jail why is the dude from the spoof Eurodance meme which was big enough to Jonas Bros to do a bit with him on their tour is stint Moshi g to Drain. Life needs to stop being mad libs

[drew !! @drewfrumuhhhh]

this video is driving me crazy

[HP @amishestrogen]

i’m an ethical hater. i’m hating on u from a nuanced and multifaceted standpoint

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

I cannot afford another cat in my life right now, but I will drive and cross a border to get to PA to throw hands with anyone who snickers at Leonard.

[Pennsylvania SPCA @PSPCA]

Leonard is one of the sweetest cats we have ever met.

Any time someone passes his kennel he is sure to greet them with a chirping meow and outstretched paws.

But, sadly, once potential adopters turn to see him, they leave the room with quiet snickers and whispers.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

This is dangerous misinformation

[𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖙 @yogurttowne]

annie lennox singing nothing compares 2 u and calling for a ceasefire > that album announcement

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

@lords_favourite Great Lakes Superbowl dream was dead last week. A superbowl I want to watch dream dead now. Bad dumb sport I am bad for enjoying.

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

@astral_kavka @World0fEcho I thought it was a neat gimmick initially, but a 7 second loop on a track that's on average 3+ minutes is A) boring and repetitive, and B) an absurd battery and data suck to just have that running.

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

It's their strongest record. It was sad knowing it was dropping in the midst of Adam, Pat, & Dennis parting from the band.

But it is such a strong send off. There's a unique aching quality to the whole affair that sticks to my spirit still 10 years later.

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

Does anyone want to talk about the underrated 2014 album charmer by tigers jaw or no

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

AJJ & Xiu Xiu, May 23rd 2020 😭. Understandable COVID cancellation but I've yet to see either act live.

[nina @pianoballads]

everyone has that one cancelled concert they can’t get over

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

Increased my cardio regimen over the last month just to bring the heat for this show.

[Cathedral @church_on_here]

SHARK JESUS SHARK JESUS SHARK JESUS SHARK JESUS

[Flavortown Genesis Evangelion @sassmastrflash]

5 favourite bands you found this year:

Geese
The Last Dinner Party
Q
Samia
New World Man

[our band could be your wife @grace_roso]

5 favorite bands you found this year:

liquid mike
star99
bat boy
bruiser and bicycle
talking kind