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she/her. my opinions are mine, especially poop jokes. I'm just here for the drama. 🙃

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

Republicans: *hot diarrhea*

Democrats: *constipated for fear of upsetting centrists and CEOs*

Reimagining a future without the two party system: *a nice easy poop that requires one wipe*

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

This shit is legit upsetting start to finish… like how u gone try and ruin this lady career for tryna figure out how her son died. That is so evil

[egg empress 🥚 @backupweenie]

we don’t need to halve the population. thats eco facism. we need to get rid of militaries (responsible for 70% of emissions), data centers, companies that produce single use plastic, and switch out of fossil fuels to clean energy. but they’d rather let people die than do that

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

These women raised me #RHUGT

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

Celebrating the 4th by cheering for Morocco

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Cape Verde has 500,000 people and just took the World Cup champions 12 rounds. Salute to a team of legend 🇨🇻

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@tardedlib The exact opposite. I wasn’t on a private island smoking crack. I was at the Super 8 off I95 in West Haven. Very different class of people, and with more integrity than any of those people.

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

@AmtrakNECAlerts I’m getting conflicting information about train 2170 today. The customer service chat says it’s on time but the train status on the app says it’s cancelled and I’ve received no email notification about cancellation or refund.

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

@AmtrakNECAlerts I was booked for train 2170 from Philly to Boston today. I still haven’t received email confirmation that it’s cancelled or anything about a refund. Will I be refunded?

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

@Kgothatsoxo Politics

[Robo @robowyd]

I can’t believe I’ve lived long enough to watch the full reproductive cycle of an iPod nano

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt pressed about the situation

[discourse & bravo @bravo_discourse]

all roads lead back to bravo

[morally grey @knowncougar]

i strongly disbelieve in telling women to stop discussing this because it’s “commenting on women’s bodies”. like sorry to these individual wealthy women but how else is anyone supposed to get the message out there that this shouldn’t be aspirational

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

and in the US human beings are dying bc they can’t afford their meds. we live in a capitalist hellscape

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

Don’t forget the coal industry ravaged this region. The lack of trust is very warranted.

[Jack @jackunheard]

🚨BREAKING: Kentucky family rejects a $26 million offer to turn their farmland into a data center, roughly 10x the area’s going rate.

“If it’s my way, I’ll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn’t mean anything.”

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

I have the sweetest cat ever that I rescued when he was two and a half. He was surrendered because “owner moved” and now 11 years later that cat is my fucking rock and I can’t believe some loser didn’t want him. He’s so perfect 🥹

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

There’s a special place in hell for people who abandon their cats when they move.

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

@Mary_M_Cosby The love you share is beautiful ❤️

[♏️ @sassnotclassy]

@queensofbravo The outfit color palette is a win

[໊ @meishato]

patriarchy is when “i have a boyfriend” stops a man faster than “NO”

when an invisible man gets more respect than the woman standing right there

[abymael @abymaelx]

a senhorinha faz adereços de crochê para gatos e leva o seu gato preto pra servir como modelo na hora das vendas