Monica.. 🔮

let's paint the world over. she/her.

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

There's been a real shift in large grocery retailers lately that make it harder to shop in store but definitely easier to pick up and you can't continuously blame it's anti theft or short staffing. But you sound like a conspiracy nut if you voice this.

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Like that's shows I can't relay info to others, handle money/billing, work with a variety of people with different backgrounds, data entry, keep records? Lol, lmao even.

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

I applied for an "office support specialist", basically an admin assistant, & got rejected today bc my materials "didn't meet the minimum qualifications listed" lmfao bitch?? I was an assistant manager by title but manager by job, I was a trainer, I was an admin assistant!!

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Everyone responding to this has no idea how actual merge lanes work. Merging the mile or two ahead CAUSES the traffic. Using the full length of the merge lane and then zipper merging is what you are suppose to do to keep traffic flowing.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly DO NOT understand people who don’t let you merge. I mean, my lane is ending. Where else am I supposed to go?

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

"If my car couldn't stop, I'd just use the brakes and stfu"

[God’s baby @sincere_worm]

The “time blindness” thing is funny to me as someone who’s severely disabled by mental health conditions bc if a symptom that was having a negative impact on my life had a cure as simple as “set alarms and leave earlier” I would be sooo grateful and I’d just do that and stfu.

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Hot take: you shouldn't be allowed to be a food or cooking influencer if you can't curl your damn fingers when chopping. Curl 'em!! Claw grip!

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Microsoft Edge, I swear to god I don't need to be alerted when you will restart in 16+ hours. And I know jokes on me for using Edge.

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

I asked more questions and double checked what I was supposed to do than the other person. The instructor told him, girls are slower to get this. Note again, for the third time: the other person ALREADY had experience. I did not. He's lucky I didn't hear him. 2/2

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

I got forklift certified yesterday bc I wanted to, I wasn't required. The other person in the training had previous experience. I went slower during the hands-on part bc I've never done or driven anything like that. Note again: the other person already had experience. 1/

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

If you have to swing wide while driving across 6 parking spots (and nearly hitting my parked car) to back up into a space, not only are you a douchebag you are also bad at parking. And probably driving.

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Lo and behold I was the gremlin all along. Adhd diagnosis nearly 10 years later.

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

I swear there's gremlins taking all of my shit

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

I love craft fairs and cute earrings (even tho I can't wear them) as much as the next person, but I think we collectively gotta chill on the air dried clay or pvc earrings bc every booth is starting to look the same

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Hot take I think using NPC colloquially for strangers is actually mean

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

@imminentdestiny Maybe work in a blue collar industry but your job be a white collar position. I work for a construction company but in the office. Plenty of jobs like that - coordinator, estimator, administration, etc. Or try for the city or county as permit specialist. All those can be taught

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

You guys are getting 4% raises?

[furrymlarchy @leninspiss]

Cost of living goes up 20% in one year and I get a 4% raise.

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Ai psychosis goes both ways. Where do you think ai got this writing style?? I've definitely read this type of sentence in books, years before ai was invented.

[isa @ffe2ff]

“how can you tell it’s ai” because the chapter immediately starts with this bullshit

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Religious (two specific ones, likely) or family is religious and baby is coming around 1/2027

[Doc “He Scores” Emrick @EmrickDoc69]

What the fuck man

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

I ended up having to retype my answers at least 3 times bc I was taking a minute to think and usually after I type something that like I'll save it in a doc or somewhere to reference later but I didn't do that and I was so close to giving up to use ai but I held strong

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Why does an application site like workday have essay questions but then a (short) time limit before logging out "due to inactivity" and why is me typing in the screen and clicking multiple choice answers considered inactive

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Why does an application site like workday have essay questions but then a (short) time limit before logging out "due to inactivity" and why is me typing in the screen and clicking multiple choice answers considered inactive

[Monica.. 🔮 @sassosaurus]

Meanwhile I was wearing high tops nearly 20 years ago in middle of nowhere Oklahoma and saw vans nearly everywhere for a long time

[🏁 @maxguwapo]

Nobody outside California was wearing em the last 10 years lmao they lying saying they was