Sassy Astronaut

Hey NASA, get me some Cheetos because I want it crunchy in space.

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

Followers of @SassyAstro we here at @NASA regretfully inform you that Sam "Sassy Astro" Stratmond has imploded in space at his request.

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

Skateboarding is so easy in zero gravity. It's like...hello at least give me a challenge!!! #kickflipsfordayz

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

I'm losing followers like NASA is losing funding. #fast

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

Yo @tomdelonge ! Digging the new direction you're going. Meet me in space and we can hang in zero gravity! #returnmycall

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

@NASA bought me a sweet ass and expensive telescope! What's happening in #Canada right now!? #hitmeup #exactcoordinates 🛰

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

I can't even begin to describe to you how hilarious a fart sounds in space. #spacefart

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

It's @birbigs new movie "Spacewalk With Me." #lowbudget https://t.co/8bG4dIW3z1

[NASA @NASA]

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[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

My space mates don't know this yet but I brought a trumpet on board that I can't wait to learn on. #spacetrumpet #theacousticsareamazing

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

This video is almost as majestic as me. #space https://t.co/9zkMcbwqmk

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

To Do List:
1.) Space Stuff you wouldn't even comprehend, so why ask?
2.) @YouTube videos of Guinea pigs.
3.) Tell my ex I made it to space.

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

Don't believe the lies!! We all don't get our own monkey for space shenanigans.

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

In space, we are all special....because we took a series of specific tests before we launched into the unknown. So yeah, pretty special.

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

Bad hair day in space? Psh, no problem. Blame that shit on the anti-gravity button I just hit!🔴🔛☑️

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

No one told me where to throw my junk out @NASA so I just blast it out the window. #spacewaste https://t.co/BJBQAogojJ

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

It's lonely out here in space....JK I got technology like a muthafucka. 💯📣

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

UR welcome for the color suggestion! #nocredit https://t.co/kbW4E5PviR

[International Space Station @Space_Station]

Spacewalkers move toward edge of station's backbone. Colorful grids are basketball court-sized solar arrays.

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

Of COURSE there is @twitter in space! Where do you think it comes from? Denmark or something? #psh #whatswrongwichu

[Sassy Astronaut @SassyAstro]

Houston, can we do sumpin 'bout the A/C? Cuz it's hot as hell in my spaceship.