Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤

Behavioral Health Therapist 🏥 Dog Mom 🐶 Foodie 🍜 they/them

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

My lunch today consisted of a cheese stick and a fruit roll up…my eating disorder therapist isn’t not gonna be happy this afternoon lol

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

K and I play a game called “Sara Roulette” whenever we get a Snapchat from my sister, we guess if it’s a pic of my niece, their dog, or a tractor. Quite amusing lol.

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

Told a patient this week who was worried about stretch marks “oh honey, even great steak has grill marks!”

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

Took the opportunity to FB stalk my ex via my hubby’s FB (I’m blocked).
Nice to know the mf is still a lonely pos. He’s had 3 (maybe 4) gfs since we broken up in July 2015 and recently started over with a new one in Aug 2025.
I’m celebrating 7yrs married this year. Get fucked 🖕

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

Who wants to get drunk and call our Congress people?

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

How loved am I to have 4 different people call me throughout my afternoon and evening to catch up 💜

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

I SWEAR IF MORE MEN UNDERSTOOD WHAT HAPPENS DURING MENOPAUSE TO WOMEN/AFABs, RELATIONSHIPS WOULD BE HEALTHIER.

AKA I can’t tell you how many middle age women express frustration to me that their husband doesn’t understand why they don’t want to have sex like they use to.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

If Trump seizes Greenland from Denmark, does that mean that all Americans will be entitled to:

Free healthcare with no deductibles?

A free college education?

52 weeks of paid parental leave?

5 weeks of paid vacation?

Because that’s what everyone in Denmark and Greenland has.

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

Grief is stupid.
I miss Lucy so much 💔

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

@dominos why can’t I order Mac and cheese in a bread bowl??? I know it’s carbs on carbs, and damnit, you already took away my Chicken Carbonara bread bowl 😭😭

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

I know I married the right person when K has a game night with some buddies this weekend and tells me “you can come if you want, or I can tell them you had something else planned and you can stay home.”
Love this man 💜

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

Might crash out later and get my septum pierced.

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

Taking a 🍃 candy and 4.5oz of Baileys in decafe coffee, and passing out candy on Halloween is fucking awesome.

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

Replied to a patients political comment with “You don’t really believe that, do you?”
Sorry, that wasn’t very ‘blank slate therapist’ of me.

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

I don’t get a lot of Trumpers in my practice, but so far I’ve had two people regret voting for him. So there’s that.

[Jason Crow @JasonCrowCO]

America has no King. 🇺🇸 #NoKingsDayOct18th

Now's your chance to speak out & raise your voice.

Find an event near you on 10/18: https://t.co/qmuL0A3LEe

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

I have no idea what it is, but whenever I talk to my daddy I immediately sound like I have a wad of tobacco in my cheek.

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

She was grooming herself and meowing when I left her in her crate with a towel, heating pad, and food/water. So that’s a good sign. My mom thought to call me since I’ve had wound care experience with Lucy.
Just glad I hadn’t taken an edible lol

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

My parents cat, affectionately named Lucky, ran off for about two weeks and finally came home tonight. Mom called in a panic bc she was in rough shape. Loaded up the crate, dial soap, and Vaseline into the car.

[Em (they/them) 🖤🤍💚🤍🖤 @sassyehoff]

Not as bad as I thought she’d be, skin and bones with a possible jaw injury/abscess. I spent a solid 30min flushing her throat wounds bc there were so many maggots. Packed it with Vaseline until the can get to the vet in the morning.