Sarah Smithson

No DM's unless your Labrinth or Craig David. 43 going on 23 💃🍺

[GSHS @GSHS_School]

Hello everyone, you may be aware of a government announcement yesterday regarding schools with reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete (RAAC). Please be reassured that we do not have this at George Stephenson High School so are unaffected and the school will operate as normal.

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

@CHAOSENGINE11 @MirrorBreaking_ It would have been that quick they wouldn’t have been aware what happened before it happened. Painless death. Was the best outcome of the worst to be fair. V sad 😞

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

@ElecmanTerry Thank you 🥰

[JJJ @JJJ3507]

@MartinSLewis Saw this earlier, worth a quick read from Citizens Advice

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

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[Universal Basic Good Vibes @_Tenacious_G]

I try not to be bitter though

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

What have I just watched ?? 😳😳

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

Why are we not talking about Lady GaGa having a young girl vomit on her chest during a performance?

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

@meltedbyu It’s a joke account. Not a real police force 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Louie @louieruvolo]

I'm Louie - Alcoholic

At age 17 I became a daily drinker

By age 37 I was drinking bourbon and beer for breakfast

At age 57 I celebrated 20 years sober, Ran a 100 mile Ultramarathon and became an Ironman Triathlete

Will you please retweet? Let's show others we can recover

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

This is lovely. Get it on your CV Harry. 🥰

[I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' @Ilovenostalgia]

Do you know why?

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

@83_stacey I watched this. So intriguing

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

In a TV first, My Dead Body tells the incredible story of Toni Crews, who died of cancer, narrated in her own words as her body is dissected.

Tonight at 10pm, Stream Free on All 4. #MyDeadBody

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Why sometimes the best Christmas present is giving nothing at all.

Courtesy of @itvMLshow

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

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😂😂😂😂

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

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[James English @jamesenglish0]

Phil and Holly on their way to Alton towers

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

The phone setting that could be a sign your partner is cheating?? https://t.co/BUgPpvXZHZ via @Femail

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

I’m so bloody furious!!! Rude staff @British_Airways I’m STILL on hold after nearly 2 hrs & being passed to 5 staff mbrs who r supposed to be the “holiday dept” but ended up on the commercial team 5 times!!Haven’t even finished tweet and I’ve just been hung up on .. Great 😡😡!!!

[Sarah Smithson @sassysmithson]

@CatLaw75 @MartinSLewis It’s crazy isn’t it. Like @MartinSLewis is our god right now. Bent over backwards to gather information for us to understand. Preached for something to be done about the living crisis. Held all our hands through uncertainty. I think he’s brilliant 🥰