satansfirstborndaughter

chronically tired

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

the most fuckall party i've ever been to

[sculvy @michaelsculvy]

music taste been elite since a child

[jah @jxhmier]

i’m the type to fake my death and accidentally post a tweet

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

what is it about alcohol that makes you wake up early in the morning

[Ro Burnham @dukhi_tsunoda]

key to a woman’s heart is elite WhatsApp stickers collection

[Peri Peri @moreofprish]

men and their obsession to beat google maps timing

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

learning photoshop in the age of AI feels like learning how to ride a bicycle in the age of airplanes

[abee?🦉 @abeeszn]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

@sb_samarth the games are fire

[ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ @point2five]

Imma get this degree but I see why people drop out of college

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

@Orangehades how am i dense☹️

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

yesterday my juniors had drawn all over my arms and i was having a convo with a classmate, and he said my arms looked like a public restroom, which i thought was hilarious but today he came and apologized for saying that, completely unprompted and i thought that was so adorable

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

LIFE WITH A DOG IS 90% FOLLOWING EACH OTHER TO CHECK OUT WHO'S CHEWING WHAT.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

ppl who can drive while the seat belt noise is going off are psychopaths

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

@Orangehades negative ass

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

injured my tailbone and the first two insults i was called were "dented buttcrack" and "dislocated arsehole" both by the same person btw

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

@Orangehades is this why u grew your hair out

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

if my friends aren't easily laughable, i don't want them

[Leem @defgrips]

I loveeee tweeting into a void. I think if i ever got a hit tweet id go into hiding

[satansfirstborndaughter @satanschild83]

twitter is like a digital cigarette